The Boondocks~Medieval Times

17) Quad Doubles

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If it were possible, Riley's jaw would be on the concrete.

One. What the fuck are Huey and Cindy wearing?

Two. Why the fuck is there another Riley?

Riley gapes at the three who stare back at him. Then he starts laughing, making the others look weirdly at him. "Oh I gettit," he says, rubbing his temple. "I'm dreamin'! Huey musta hit me too hard this time..."

Cynthia frowns at him. "Um..."

Riley ignores her and turns around. "Okay. Imma wake up on the count of three. One..."

"Riley."

"Two..."

"Riley."

"Three!" He spins on his heel and frowns when he sees them still there. "Fuck. Wake up wake up--"

"Riley!" Cynthia interrupts, stepping to him. This is no dream!" She sighs and runs a hand through her hair. "We can explain."

"Yo ass can explain that!" Riley points at his double, Medieval Riley who stares at him with furrowed eyebrows. "Nah nigga! This some fucked up shit!"

Riley begins to turn around, but Cynthia grabs his arm. "Riley!"

He turns and looks back into her eyes of blue. Then at his double again. "Aight....yall got some explainin' to do."

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"Why is there another Jazmine?!" Caesar exclaims, literally panicking. They had dragged them outside.

Cindy stands there gaping at the Jazmines. "Fuuuck..." She glances at Huey. "You done some weird voo doo shit wit them books you always readin' nigga?!"

Huey just glares at her.

"Okay, guys? I'm just as freaked out as you are," Jazmine says, holding up her hands.

The princess hadn't said anything. She was busy panicking too. Except she was doing it silently.

Huey nonchantly looks between the twins and his scowl deepens. He looks at the princess and she shrinks under his gaze. He looks exactly my Huey, but...but this one scowls more. Why is this one more intimidating? "Who are you?" He asks in his normal tone, mot alerting like his friends'.

Medieval Jazmine glances at her double. "I-I'm J-Jazmine."

"Nuh uh. She Jazmine!" Cindy elbows her Jazmine. "He askin' who da fuck you is."

Caesar chuckles. "Hey guys. Isn't this the part where we work out that Jazmine has a twin sister separated from her at birth?"

His laughter dies out when everyone glares at him.

Medieval Jazmine stands straight. Perhaps I should say more then they want to here? She bows and the others frown. "I am Princess Jazmine of the Kingdom of Crestwood." Still bowing, she looks up at the others past her long eye lashes. "I am not of this world."

Huey raises an eyebrow. "How'd you get here?"

"Hol' up! You actually believe this trick?!"

Huey, Caesar and Jazmine shush Cindy.

Medieval Jazmine continues. "We were being chased and tried escaping." She looks at Cindy. "One of my companions, Cynthia cast a teleportation spell that obviously went wrong and brought us here."

Cindy just looks at her like she belongs in an asylum.

Medieval Jazmine sighs again, in an annoyed manner this time. "Just as predicted," she says, "Leave me be and attend to your daily...activities. I shall go find my kind."