Jane Shepard
I love my sexii Drell lizard assassin xoXOxo *makes kissy face*
30 minutes ago
-Kelly Chambers, Thane Krios and 2 others like this
Thane Krios
My Siha is Beautiful
10 minutes ago
-Kelly Chamber, Jane Shepard and 3 others like this
Kasumi Goto
Awww...so sweet.
3 minutes ago
Thane Krios and Jane Shepard like this
Jack
Omfg! Will you two just f**k already and get it over with
5 minutes ago
Jeff "Joker" Moreau
You crazy kids nowadays, trying to get into each other's pants. Well at least you're getting some action Commander.
15 minutes ago
Zaeed Massani
Doing it with a Drell huh Commander? Oh I had a few female Drells back in my day. They do a lot of "special" tricks wouldn't mind having one right now
19 minutes ago
-Kelly Chambers and 2 others like this
Jane Shepard
When did spacebook turn into my sex life :(
1 hour ago
-Thane Krios like this
Kasumi Goto
Don't worry Shep, were just happy for you two <333333
5 minutes ago
Thane Krios
You have my thanks Ms. Goto...but it would be for the best not to discuss this on here
1 hour ago
-Jane Shepard like this
Kelly Chambers
If we don't talk about it on here ,were just going to gossip behind your back.
1 hour ago
Jack and 3 others like this
Jane Shepard
Thanks Kelly, that makes me feel so much better /sarcasm
4 minutes ago
Mordin Solus posted on Jane Shepard wall
Shepard needed tell you something, medical matters. Aware that mission is dangerous. Sexual activity normal for stress relief, still recommends caution. Drell and Human contact may cause small rash, very itch. Oral contact may cause mild hallucinations. Will send advice booklets; along with electronic demonstrations aid vids to your quarters.
2 minutes ago
Thane Krios
Well that is... intriguing
7 minutes ago
Jack
Damn Thane is one hell of a drug. Hey Shepard can you pass the Thane around? Hahahaa
4 minutes ago
Garrus Vakarian
Electronic aid demonstration aid vids... Is that a medical term for porn?
26 minutes ago
-Kelly Chambers and 30 others like this
Kasumi Goto
Oh my, Thane, didn't know you were such a deadly drug. :P
2 minutes ago
Kelly Chambers
So is Thane like a hypnotoad? Lucky you Commander!
7 minutes ago
Jane Shepard
Wtfffffffffff!!!!! Mordin why the hell would you post that on my spacebook for everyone to see...
2 minutes ago
Mordin Solus
Just trying to assist Shepard
4 minutes ago
Jane Shepard
Assist my ASS!
A moment ago
Garrus Vakarian
I think you already got that part of your body cover Shepard
2 minutes ago
Jane Shepard
That's it I'm going to kick your ass after I'm done with Mordin
4 minutes ago
-Thane Krios like this
Garrus Vakarian
Can it wait for a bit, I'm in the middle of some calibrations
A moment ago
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Mass Effect on Facebook
Fiksi PenggemarHave you ever wonder what Shepard does in her spare time? What does the crew do to keep from going insane? Being bunch up on the Normandy only one thing to do. Go on facebook aka Spacebook of course. Why talk in person, when you can use the internet...
