Dear person,
You ran into me in the store when I was eight. I apologized, even though I was standing out of the way and had no fault. You didn't. If your deaf, have no sense of feeling, or you are mute, I understand. Otherwise, you may just be rude.
Love (not really)
Me
Dear kid,
Bullying me when we were in first grade didn't help you, did it? Spreading rumors about me, just to get me to hold your hand? Rumors that my first grade self didn't even dare to tell the counselor, because it contained "potty language"? Telling people I go to the bathroom outside is just weird. No one believes you seriously. Oh, and I can tell you liked me, so by the way, my number is 1-800-not-a-chance.
Your friend (not really),
Me
Dear hater,
Let's play a game. It's called I-ignore-you-and-don't-pay-attention-to-your-opinion.
With none of my gratitude,
Me
Have fun in life, guys. Im sure you will get real far.
Haha. I'm just kidding. These are the things I dare not say. "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all."
No, but the lady in the store probably didn't notice, the kid probably just didn't know how to express his *dramatic arms* undying love for me! And the haters... May just be rude. I don't know their story. Cause if you have time to type, you have time to think.
Don't hate. Make license plates!
