*texts friend*
30 seconds later
What I'm thinking: *checks phone* No response. She probably hates me I'm probably the most annoying person she knows she's never going to talk to me again I'll have to avoid her at school maybe I should change my name and move to Canada I should dye my hair and get plastic surgery too in case she visits Canada sometime and I run into her
What she's thinking: Mmmm this burger is delicious! Oh, Abby texted me. That can wait, I'm eating.
*Friend texts me*
30 seconds later
What I'm thinking: Oh no I haven't texted her back she probably thinks I hate her she's probably really annoyed that I haven't texted her back she'll probably avoid me at school maybe I should save her the trouble and change my name and move to Canada I should dye my hair and get plastic surgery too in case she visits Canada sometime and I run into her
What she's thinking: Hahaha Abby is going to find the joke I texted her so funny when she gets it! I should probably send it to our other friends too.
