Right, so a looooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooong time ago, I posted this message:
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And I'd really like to share this story, 'Kay? Sit back and enjoy the ride. Also, I feel like being weird so I'm, like, going to write it like, like this.
So I'm at church, right, and my bestie is like, "what are you doing today?"
And I'm like, "nothing... *wiggles eyebrows* *wink* *wink* what are you doing today?"
So she's like, "Nothing."
And we go over to her mom, and we've got this code, where we wiggle our eyebrows when we are conspiring about hanging out. So we wiggle our eyebrows at her and she sighs, and goes, "fine."
My mom said yes too, and we didn't have school the next day, so sleepover time!
So all three of us (her sister is only two years younger than us and she's pretty cool too) cram into her twin size bed.
Halfway through the night, she kicks me in the face. I get up and go to the bathroom. When I come beck, there's a ladybug on her carpet.
She's awake, and I don't want to kill it, so I ask her what I should do. We let it out the window.
We crawl back into the bed. A few minutes later, I turn my head and there's a ladybug on my pillow. Again, I let it out the window. I turn around to find three more ladybugs on the carpet. Window.
I fall back asleep, and when I wake up, there are ten or so ladybugs crawling on the carpet.
Window.
I fall back asleep again. In the morning when I wake up, there are ladybugs feasting on our flesh.
I lost two of my best friends that day. *wipes a tear*
