•Joker x Reader•

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Hello~ I'm making it up to you guys because I barely updating since I was pretty busy with my life outside wattpad.  BUT ANYWAYSS,  this is my first songfic and it is requested by one of you who commented... Sooo here ya go and hope you'll like this one too (´･ﻌ･')

You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty,  lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

I knocked out most of the police and armies that was about to capture our butts but NO!  they'll never take me and my puddin' alive.  I laughed as I saw them,  mostly laying on the ground trying to keep up and do their job but sadly,  they can't.  Most of them we're probably injured,  oops I guess I took them down too hard. 
I turned my back as I heard him laughing,  like he always do.  "That's my baby girl" he said,  while walking up to me and wrapping his arm around my waist.  I giggled in response and kisses him on his cheeks.  "Anything for you pudding!"

"Y-you both...  A-are going back to the a-asylum!" One of the men,  yelled as he spit on Puddin's shoes which causes him to growled and shot the man repeatedly and facing his death.  "Never" he added as he lead us both back to the Lamborghini,  with our henchmans holding bags on moneys,  diamonds and everything. 

This, the tale of reckless love, living a life of crime on the run,
I brush to a gun to paint these states green and red,
Everybody freeze, nobody move, put the money in the bag or we will shoot,
Empty out the vault and me and my doll will be on our way.

We all stopped to our final destination (not the movie XD), I got out of the car smiling widely as I grabbed my whip (yes like catwoman,  since I don't want to copy Harley)  and stormed inside the bank with him and the henchmans.  "Bow down to the King and Queen of Crimes!" I heard one of our henchmans yelled and noises of paint spray around me.  I looked around and sees the rest were painting the bank with green and red. Signifying that we will took over this place and for Batsy!

"EVERYBODY FREEZE AND NOBODY MOVE!" I yelled hitting my whip all around the objects inside.  "Now now,  just simply put the money on the bag,  EVERYTHING ON THE BAG...  and if I saw you disobeying me,  PREPARE FOR THE FUN EH?!" Joker yelled to the people inside the bank, laughing maniacally and pointing his gun inti him as well as the henchmans. 

Our paper faces flood the streets,
And if the heat comes close enough to burn then we'll play with fire 'cause...

You'll never take us alive
We swore that death will do us part
They'll call our crimes a work of art
You'll never take us alive
We'll live like spoiled royalty, lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

As we all took everything,  and empty every single vault in the place...  Of course!  Nobody was safe even we got what we wanted.  Nobody can't stay alive witnessing what happened right?  HAHAHA

We were all about to leave the place and go back to the mansion which was far from Gotham,  and thrbplsce where nobody knows but... Another useless bunch of police came with Batsy is now with them. 

Police department. Come out with your hands up, we have the place surrounded. Put your weapons down, put your weapons down! Ready, men? Aim... Fire!

This was supposed to be easy thing to escape but,  we both looked around us and sees that mostly of our henchman were took down by no other than Batsy.  I heard Joker growled in annoyance and sees that he was making his way towards us.  Joker aimed his gun to him and pulled the trigger but unfortunately,  he ran out of bullets.  He facepalmed himself as he received a kick into his gut by Batman and the same as me.  As we both flew to the other side of the room. 

The skies are black with lead-filled rain,
A morbid painting on display,
This is the night the young love died,
Buried at each others side,
You never took us alive
We swore that death would do us part
So now we haunt you in the dark,
You never took us alive,
We live as ghosts among these streets,
Lovers and partners
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
Partners in crime

I ended up hitting myself on the hard wall as well as pudding.  I coughed blood which was nothing for me,  since I have experienced much worst that this. 
"You'll never take us alive,  Batman" I heard Joker said, literally was hinting something.  I smiled,  turning his glanced at him and picked up the gun on the ground because there was one of our henchman lying,  dead on were we both ended up. 
"We swore that death will do us part" I added as I pointed the gun into Joker's and he did the same. 

I saw Batman grabbed his weapon and was about to hit the guns between us but he was to late.  We both pulled the trigger together,  and that was the end of us.  My body laid beside him,  as his arms were on my chest. 
"Partners in crime"

"Forever"

"I love you doll"

"I love you too pudding"

After that,  everything was black.