Poor Excuse For Being Lazy (Storyshift Charisk)

Chapter 1-Nah, I'm Fine.

Asriel's POV

"Chaaaarrraaaa!" I complained. "Stop sleeping! You're supposed to be watching for humans!" Chara opened one eye, then closed it.
"Sorry, Rei. Just takin' a nap." Chara said. I growled under my breath.

"You know I hate that name!" I yelled at her. Chara mumbled something under her breath. She opened her eyes.

"Well, you've goat to get used to it." Chara said with a wink, and a small smile. I stomped my feet.

"CHARA!" I yelled. I spun around and walked away. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw her smile fade. She leaned against her post and fell asleep again. I kept going.

It was just the fact she couldn't make any more puns.

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Chara's POV (A couple days later)

"It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, mirrors like you..." I paused and my eyes went red. "S H O U L D  B E  B U R N I N G  I N  H E L L!" I sent knives at the human. He had reset, and went on a genocide run.

As usual.

I dodged his attack. "What, you think I'm just gonna stand there and take it?" I asked. I was wearing my brother's rainbow bandana, as I had found his dust in the snow. Wonder how many times that's happened by now? Five? Ten? A hundred? I've lost count. The fight continued, though I already knew the outcome. Why did I even bother going against the human? What was the point?

I stopped. It was my turn. The human looked at me expectantly.

"Go ahead." I sighed. I didn't care. May as well just get it done and over with then waste my energy, right? Not that I had much, anyways. The human grinned and slashed at me. 999999 damage. I fell to my knees, holding the wound. "S- See ya next r- reset." I said shakily. I felt myself lose consciousness.

Then as expected, I woke up in my bed in my house. I heard Rei making star cookies downstairs. I just stayed where I was. There wasn't a reason to go out to my station and watch for humans. I knew exactly what was going to happen each and every time.

I stared at the ceiling and counted the seconds to when Rei would come bursting through my door, yelling at me to wake up.

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"Chara! You are supposed to be downstairs and getting ready to go to your station!" Asriel ran into my room, yelling.

"I was thinkin' I take a break today. And tomorrow. And the day after that. And after that." I said, closing my eyes.

"Chara?" Asriel walked over. "You are usually pretty lazy, but not this lazy. What is it?" Asriel asked.

"Nah, I'm fine. Nothing's wrong." I lied, sitting up as I opened my eyes. "I bet a human'll come."

"You really think so?" Asriel asked, hope sparking in his eyes.

"Yeah. And you'll be the one to capture him. And mom'll let you join the royal guard." I said. I left out the actual truth, though.

The human will just slay you and leave your bandana in the snow, as always.