KIK//Joshler

ELEVEN (stranger things wyd)

(AN//just gonna leave this here^^^^)

The first thing we saw when we walked in was Dallon and Haley arguing.

"LET GO OF ME YOU ASS WIPE. BEEBS HAS TOUCHED YOU THEREFORE, YOU HAVE BEEN TAINTED." Haley screams as Dallon throws her over his shoulder taking her outside where everyone is smoking.
"AYE!" Brendon and Ryan say in sync.
"I don't have herpes or anything like that wtffff."
"Are you sure?" Gee replies back
"Hahah fuck no."
"Uhh" Ryan says alarmed
"Just kidding lmao."
"Did you just say lmao in real life??" Pete asks as he walks in the room.
"Hahah yes fight me byatch."
"You're gay." Pete says snickering
"You fuck Patrick like 3 times a day??"
"Meh."
I finally clear my throat
"OH HEY JOSH!" Gee yells
Everyone then turns around and looks wide eyed at Tyler.
"AH FUCK FRESH MEAT!" Pete yells running towards Tyler.
"Hello! I'm Pete and I'm in a band called fall out boy with my nerdy friends. OH! This is also my party. Food is in the kitchen. Bedrooms are the fucking rooms except the one locked. Then outside I call it the get fucked up section where there is weed and beer and there should be liquor unless jack and Alex got to it already. Make yourself comfy and welcome to the fren circle!"
Tyler nods taking in all of what he said.
"This is Tyler, Josh's new fuckbuddy." Ryan says with a giggle
I frown
"Aye Ross watch your mouth." I say snappy.
"Someone is spicy today."
"When is he not?" A stoned Haley says as she waddles into the living room.
"AH HALEY HI!" I say letting go of Tyler so I can hug her.

TYLER'S POV
I feel welcomed right when I walk into the room. Despite the smell of weed, it's all so nice to be with people like this. They do curse a lot but most of them are rockstars and honestly they're all so dorky it makes me want to gag. They all make me feel I'm welcomed even at this party! If it was some strangers party then I'd be a different story. I literally feel the love while I'm with them and I've known them for at least 3 hours. Maybe going to this party wasn't the worst thing.
"So Tyler! What are your hobbies?" Brendon asks
"Oh uhh I like to sing, play the ukulele and piano and I kinda make music but only Josh has heard it."
"Hahaha! Oh yeah Tyler's music! His voice is heavenly until he does the scream thing. I like to call it ukulele screamo. So punk"
"Says the guy with the nose ring, bright red hair, and skin tight black jeans." Ryan adds with a smirk.
"Ah fuck you Ryan."
"Beebo has that covered." Haley says with a laughing after.
The whole group busts into laughter and Pete comes running in
"Wait what happened."
"WHY DO YOU HAVE THE SPONGEBOB MEME STANCE PETE GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!" A clearly wasted Brendon yells.
"Why are you like this?" Ryan asks Brendon.
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Since I'm not a big drinker I sit in pete's hammock and watch Josh kill it in Mario Cart. After about 10 minutes of Dallon loosing to the other guys he comes and sits on the grass under the hammock.
"So have you and josh had the seks yet?"
"WHAT! NO!"
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. I'm pretty sure I haven't had Josh inside me yet."
"Hahaha YET."
"I'm done with this conversation."
"No."
"Okay then. Change the subject."
"How did you and Joshua over there meet?"
"Ahhhh.... Through KIK."
"Awh! Goals."
"I've known you for like 5 hours and you've made it clear you're gay."
"Eh. I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck a girl, but I'd rather have a dick in my mouth then a...." He was cut off by me yelling and covering my ears.
"HAHAHAH"
"No Dallon stop!"
Eventually everyone turned around with the same confused look on their faces then everyone got back to the game.
"JISH ARE YOU READY TO GO?"
"AWWWW!" Josh whines as if he was a small child.
"I guess. Bye guys. Thanks for inviting us. We'll have to do this again but just the group not the rest of these asshats here. Sorry Pete. One spilled beer on my phone. Rip my phone. ANYWAYS. bye guys. Love you all." And with that he links his fingers with mine and we walk to his car.
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"Why'd you wanna leave so early?"
"Jish it's 3 am."
"Oh. Well sleep is for the weak."
"Well call me weak cause I was falling asleep in that hammock."
"YOU WERE LAYING IN BERTHA?!" Josh screamed slamming in the brakes
"Uh yes 1.) you're so extra and 2.) why is there a name for it and 3.) what's wrong with it?"
"Pete and Patrick fuck in that. Like they've never used a bed. They've used everything else except a bed."
"EW WTF WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME. THEY'RE BOTH SO KINKY. YOU WATCHED ME GET IN IT."
"I didn't notice." He says as he pulls into our parking spot of our apartment.
"Welp. Time to go swim in some bleach."
"Can I join you?" He asks as he smiles and shows his smile that will make me melt if I stare too long.
"Yes. We can die like the notebook."
"Can we watch that?"
"No it's too sad and I'm sleepy."
"Aww. Okay."
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(AN// GN THIS IS A BAD CHAPTER IT'S JUST A FILLER OKAY BYE"
👽salutations👽
|-/stay alive|-/