KIK//Joshler

FØURTEEN

Ash: gaYS
Dalpal: I'm not gay
Ash: shush let me speak. Okay so I hAVe aN anNounceMent
Peteolio: everyone is at my house so we're all here
Dalpal: wOw thaNks foR tHe inVite
Heymoon: dad ur sick and your frens don't want your Dallon disease
Ash: gUYS
PeteoliO: continue
Ash: I have a gf and she has a KIK
Peteolio: GEE JUST SLIPPED AND JOSH SCREAMED.
Tyjohoe: yeah you little shit you just busted my eardrum.
BEEBOURINE: GROUP GET TOGETHER AT PETES ASH COME OVER WITH YOUR NEW BITCH AND WE'LL FACETIME DALLON.
jack: ALEX AND I WILL BRING DRINKS
Pattycakes: can you bring me a water?
Peteolio: PETE GO GET A WATER FROM THE FRIDGE
Pattycakes: NO
Ash: i'M on my way over there and her name is Melanie
Ash: also Patrick
Ash: love
Ash: GET UP AND GET YOUR OWN WATER
Tyjohoe: too late already got it for him
Ash: bless your kind soul
Dalpal: ASH STOP TEXTING AND DRIVING
Ash: okay dad 

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(An// lmao I'm going to bed now I promise. Okay bye.))
👽salutations👽
|-/stay alive|-/