Merlin On Twitter

In a land of emojis and a time of Twitter...

@KingArthur:
Saved #Camelot again today. Morgana will never triumph whilst I protect my loyal subjects. #fortheloveofcamelot #humbled

Replies...

@Merlin:
Of course @KingArthur. It was all you. Single-handedly. >:(

@Morgana:
I WILL GET YOU BROTHER. LUCK AND YOUR LITTLE TABLE GANG WON'T ALWAYS BE ENOUGH!

@KingArthur:
Not the response I was expecting. #hatersgonnahate

@Gwaine:
While I disagree with the high priestess of peril, @Merlin has a point. #TableGang

@KingArthur:
And what did YOU do @Merlin? Oh, that's right, you sat cowering in the corner and let me do all the work.

@Merlin:
Sigh. Some day, @KingArthur. Some day. Even @Morgana gives me more credit than you do. #clotpole

@KingArthur:
We've been over this! Clotpole is not a real word! @GeoffreyTheLibrarian checked it for me in the dictionary.

@Gwaine:
When your own King can't use a dictionary *slowly claps*

@KingArthur:
That's right @Gwaine. YOUR KING. You and @Merlin are being very disrespectful. Clotpole is not a word.

@Merlin shared a link: www.yeoldeurbandictionare.co.cam/clotpole... Clotpole: Popular term for idiot, often associated with arrogance... READ MORE

@Gwaine:
@KingArthur Et hum told you.

@RandomVillager:
@KingArthur just want you to know that the people of Camelot fully support you my leige. You're not a clotpole.

@KingArthur:
Stupid taunts mean nothing when you have the love and support of your people. #blessed

@RandomVillager:
Sooo... don't suppose you want to lower the taxes then @KingArthur #notaclotpole

@KingArthur:
Unfortunately not, for complicated reasons I won't go into.

@RandomVillager:
@PeasantsOfCamelot @CamelotCommonersUnion @SkintTaxPayers @Morgana Let's get #clotpole trending!

@Morgana RT @RandomVillager:
"Let's get #clotpole trending!" - @HighPreistesses @Morgause #clotpole #clotpole

Twitter Update: #clotpole is now trending in your area: Camelot, UK. @GreatDragon, @CamelotCommonersUnion, @Gaius and 2863 others are tweeting about this.

@KingArthur:
MERLINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

@KingArthur:
So, #clotpole is trending, eh? How many will have to hang before this stops?

Twitter Update: #clotpole is no longer trending in your area. Currently trending topics in Camelot, UK, include: #lowertaxesplz, #strictlycomejousting, #downwithmorgana and #fortheloveofcamelot.

@QueenGwen:
Pumpkin, you can't just threaten to kill everyone who annoys you. Remember those breathing exercises? @KingArthur

@Morgana:
Breathing exercises?!!! Oh my freaking Nimueh I'm dying 😂😂😂

@KingArthur:
@Morgana please do.

@Morgana:
Here's a breathing exercise for YOU @KingArthur - stop breathing altogether and give me back MY throne!!

@Merlin:
You two squabble like little kids. Glad I never had a sibling. Thanks @HunithOfEaldor.

@QueenGwen:
I'd leave it there @Merlin. You're not helping. Don't you have something else you need to be doing?

@Merlin:
Yes, I'll be continuing to count my blessings, the second being that I don't have to referee arguments between the #preistessofperil and her #clotpole of a half-brother.

TwitterUpdate: #priestessofperil and #clotpole have started trending in Camelot, UK.

@Morgana:
MERLINNNN!!!!!!!

@KingArthur:
MERLINNNN!!!!!!!

To be continued... 
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