December 13, 2016

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Baby!

I am allowed to call you baby right?

Am I allowed to call you for food?

Hmmmm sure.

Is that the only reason you're dating me?

Pretty much...

Damn

Hehe you're welcome

I didn't ty

What are you doing?

wdym paz

Why must you do this?

bc i can

Stop

Please

never

You're literally just typing in lowercase now...

no u r

AT LEAST I CAPITALIZE THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE

now ur yelling @ me

I'm going to kill you

no u wont 

SERIOUSLY???? NO APOSTROPHE???

this is wat u deserve 

Whyyyyyyy??? What did I dooooo???

u sed ur just dating me 4 food

You're giving me anxiety

cum over

Never spell it that way ever again

y not? Hm?

BECAUSE IT'S GROSSSSS

fine. come over

I will if you fix your spelling and punctuation.

I'm sorry. Come over please? I'll be good.

I'll be over in a bit

Yay!

Bring Ally

Why?

Do you have a secret crush on her?

Awwww goalsssss

You do realize I'm your boyfriend right?

Yeah, but honestly I ship you two

Well I ship her and Kian. 

That would be cute too. 

I still ship you and her

Why?

Because you guys would be so cute and she's had a celebrity crush on you for a long time now

Ya? Well, I've had a crush on you since we started talking so bleh

Hay! That's my thing!

Hey! You just said hay!

*"hay"

Leave

Come on, babe, now it's just common knowledge

Yes, because every 21 year old knows that

I'm actually nineteen...

And *twenty-one year old

Isn't it supposed to have the line thingys in between the one year old?

*thingies and not when it's a number that requires a hyphen

What's a hyphen?

Are you really this stupid?

No

I just like messing with you :)

HE CAN'T SMELL!!!

WHAT??

YOUR FACE!

HE CAN'T SMELL!

HE HAS NO NOSE!

Shut up and come over XD

He can't smell again


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I've been having a bad week...that's all I can say.... sorry for no updates though



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