Kisses of Insanity (Joe Sugg Fanfic)

"did you like him?"

Joe's POV

"Guys, our plane leaves in thirty minutes, we need to get to boarding!" I whined as we stood staring at Tanya and Zoe hustling around Duty Free.

An alarmed look crawled onto their faces and they quickly headed to the counter to pay.

"Get up Alf, the girls are ready." I pulled him up, giving him a little nudge.

I was heading back to London with my YouTube friends, who were more like family to me. I was with Tanya Burr, Jim Chapman, Caspar Lee, my sister Zoe, and her boyfriend Alfie Deyes.

"Hey little one, what did you get?" Alfie whispered into Zoe's ear, placing a small kiss on her forehead.

"My usual perfumes, and some gifts for others back home," Zoe said, taking his hand in her own.

I groaned.

I've always been jealous of my sister and her boyfriend, but I cant admit it.

Zoe snapped her head back at me, rolling her eyes. "Really Joe? Are you going to groan every time you see something like this?"

I ignored her comment, and kept walking.

"Joe, mate. Get yourself a girlfriend already." Caspar popped up from behind me.

I looked back at my best friend pathetically, knowing exactly what he would say.

"Look, I know ever since that 'Emily' girl, you haven't dated anyone. But It's almost been a year, go find yourself someone new. Not everyone you meet will cheat on you like she did."

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Once I got back to my apartment, I found myself already drifting off to a deep sleep. The jet lag is real.

Who am I you might ask?

Joe Sugg. Roof thatcher, YouTuber. It's nice to meet you.

"Hey guys," I waved to the vlog camera as I sat up from the bed. "I just got off the plane a few hours ago and I'm finally back here in London. I have a couple of meetings to go to soon, which I can't really vlog because well, it's boring."

I look back at the camera and run a hand through my hair before speaking again. "I have some really REALLY exciting news for all of you!"

"For about two weeks now I've been such a tease on Twitter, by the way.. follow me if you haven't yet, link's in the description below." I winked, pointing down.

"SOO! I'm finally allowed to tell you all the news! As you may or may not know, I have some new merch coming up in the next few weeks, ANDD.. my new book is finally coming outt!! You guys, Username:Regenerated will be out in stores very very soon!"

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I laid down on my bed, busy editing today's vlog so it could be up for tomorrow morning.

I heard my phone vibrating through my jeans so I picked it up.

"Hey mate," Caspar said cheerfully through the phone.