The Adventures of Number Five

Chapter 8

I moaned loudly as Bella sunk down on my hard length.

Oh yeah come to me baby

This felt incredible.

I held her hips so I could help in controlling the movements she was making.

Suddenly she froze. I sat up a little to see what's wrong.

"A little bit fast there." She muttered looking slightly annoyed.

"What?" I asked trying to figure out what was wrong. We had only just started what was wrong.

"You know what." She said hitting my chest. I stared at her in confusion before she kissed my cheek "Edward its okay, I don't mind." She said patting my shoulder and attempting to move off me.

Where the fuck does she think she's going?

No clue but I'm going to find out.

"Huh?" I said taking hold of her hips again not letting her move.

What was going on? She looked at me sympathetically.

She's thinks we came!

No!

Oh my God she does.

"I didn't cum!" I said shocked she would think so little of me.

"Edward it's fine, really we can't be going for that long all the time. I get it." She said rubbing my forearm soothingly.

What does she think we are a seventeen year old jizzer?

And now the lyrics to 'I jizzed in my pants' came to my head. Thank you Snaky

Tell her we didn't cum yet.

"No Bella, I didn't cum." I told her and she looked down to where we were still joined.

"Then what the hell is all this goo." She said before looking closer "And why is there so much of it?"

GOO! THAT IS WHITE GOLD RIGHT THERE I WILL HAVE HER KNOW!

"Goo? Did you just call my sperm goo?" I asked her and then I saw where said 'goo' was coming from.

That's not us is it?

Wake up Percy for me would you?

Sure thing! PERCY THE BABY IS COMING.

"Bella that's not coming from me" I told her as my inner voices scrambled around inside my head.

"What?" she asked and realisation spread across her face.

"I think your water just broke." I said hoping it sounded calm.

You fail at sounding calm

"Shit he's coming" She said in shocked.

"Lucky" I murmured before I could stop myself and she punched my arm.

"1. Ew that's our baby you're talking about. 2. that is so not what I meant. And 3 Now is not the time for you to be thinking about your dick. It's time to revert back to thinking with your brain for a while." She yelled.

Did you tell her about us?

It's like she knows.

But I wasn't paying attention as I felt Bella clenched around my dick which I had yet to remove from her.

That was amazing

"How do you feel about a home birth?" I asked her as I pulled out of her.