part thirteen ;; topp dogg pickup lines

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credit to @tiddyboys on instagram (no this isn't me lmao but this is the person who gave me inspiration for my username)

Sangdo : You know what's bigger than my ears? My undying love for you.

B-Joo : I hear you like guys with tattoos, does an elbow tattoo I got when I was 16 count?

Yano : I know your birthday can we go on a date pretty please?

A-Tom : Asl?

Hojoon : Is this love at first sight? *puts on glasses* Oh wait nevermind bye

P-Goon : I want you to have my children. No seriously take them I need a rest.

Nakta : You smell. We should shower together.

Jenissi : You look exactly like my future wife

Kidoh : Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water

Seogoong : Is your dad a baker because you've got a nice set of buns haha btw can I eat that bun what is that peanut butter?

Gohn : Did something happen or are you naturally that ugly?

Hansol : haha that's nice you're so cool have you met my friend B-Joo he's the best here's a photo of us he's so nice I love B-Joo

Xero : Do you have a map? I got lost in my reflection in your eyes.

yo lmao i think at this point it's time i say i really do appreciate all of the comments and vote i recieve from you guys it honestly makes me really happy that everyone enjoys the things i publish and so thanks everyone so much
feel free to spam me whenever you'd like lol

also i might start including my social media stuff in this book idk you guys can also send me ideas for this book i'm running out haha
-  max

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