Topp Klass S*!%

part nine ;; the hills

well shit guys.

can we talk about this?
please?
it's urgent.

this goddamn video is too much.

"i only fuck you when it's half passed five"

"i just want to lick you up"

um excuse me

yes hi

id like to remind you both that yOU ARE STILL BEANS

CHILL

a-tom thinkin' he all that just cause he turned twenty one in may like mmm chillax there buckaroo you are still a fetus- no scratch that you are an embryo, you ain't even at the fetus part. you're still in development. there is no licking. bad atomic embryo. bad.

onto sangdo now, because god knows i have to say something to him.

the only thing i really have to say is, wATCH YOUR LANGUAGE YOU TEDDY BEAR.

sangdo is too sweet and pure and adorable to say 'fuck' and i refuse to let my child say that like no.

sangdo fite me.

i literally had a heart attack when he said that and the way his face is so calm and like, sexy looking, scared the crap out of me.

topp dogg needs to stop

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next part of the chapter i want to discuss the media photo.

i took that picture from the comments section of The Hills video, and lets just say i'm not exactly thrilled by it.

the one thing that makes me upset with this fandom is because there are so many members, a lot of them never get the credit or attention they deserve.

hansol is like the face of the group, he's the most popular among fans and it's kinda sad how much people depend on him.

the other members work their asses off to please the fans, but no one is paying attention unless it has something to do with hansol.

yeah, i get he's adorable as shit, but seriously!

what's wrong with the other members? what about nakta? everyone's favorite giraffe?

or hojoon? with his incomplete harry potter cosplay and adorable features?

even p-goon, who has rows and rows of abs? how come these guys are no one's bias, but everyone has hansol as a bias?

i feel like i should make clear with this book that i don't have a topp dogg bias, i love all of the members far too much to pick my favorite.

and it's perfectly fine to have hansol as your bias.

but it is not okay to push the other members aside.

square up fight me if you disagree.