Heartless

Chapter one

Welcome to my world

Have you ever met an elf or a vampire? Odd I know they are not usually two creatures you would picture in the same era or universe and surprisingly enough I'd say that they share many common traits like being arrogant bastards that think they are better than everyone. Oh did I mention that for some reason both have a strange blood fetish. Yeah, weird right? Both of them also share pale and angelic features. You'd have to be blind to disagree. Not only are they strikingly gorgeous a**holes- Oh thanks to the asterisk. You won't ever be able to gueSS what'S behind it.-They also happen to be distrusting- is that a word? -sadist.

Anyone else find it weird that if say sadist allot, you start hearing satan? That's not weird at all...or is it just me. Woops

I forgot what I was on about. Relax I am not in a big black hole. I have things that surround me. It's cold and it's smells wet. You know when it's raining outside and it's smells like wet grass mixed with wet dog. Yeah that's the smell of wet forest. So refreshing.

Unfortunately my train of thought was interrupted by feet (my feet) pounding on the wet ground. I kinda forgot where I'm going, so I'm lost... That reminds me of a riddle 'How far can a dog walk into the forest?'

A few moments later my face connected with the ground and the I was swooped into air and there I stayed. Guess I wandered into the wrong part of...forest. This forest has a name I just cannot remember what it is. Something like Mortem Silvarum. It is Latin but I do not know what it means.
I should probably stop trailing off and focus on the current situation. Getting back on the ground.

Somewhere in the forest voices and foot steps echoed. The damn mercenaries had been chasing me for hours or days, I lost track off time while I was running for my life.
Oh you don't understand? Let me explain in a way everyone will understand. Us humans, we are the prey. We either get murdered, gruesomely tortured and murdered or be sold as slaves. Oops I made it sound like we had I choice in the matter. My bad.

"Over there!" A masked menace shouted. I grunted loudly. Perhaps they would think I am someone else. Highly unlikely.
"Cut it down!" Another masked moron yelled.

After the rope was cut I came crashing down. I resisted the urge to yell 'TIMBER'. "Ow that hurt!" I yelped. One masked bastard grabbed my color and yanked me up.

His eyes where hidden be hind the black mask. There is a reason this bastard is getting so much attention. He is their FREAKING leader. "Who are you and what the F*@# are you doing in my woods?" He hissed. I'm surprised he could speak through his stupid mask.

"Sorry, I forgot that forest has name tags and I did look for the tree with your name on it but all the trees look the same so for some stupid reason. Naturally I just thought it belonged to nature. Guess was I was wrong. Again I'm so sorry... you said your name was Moron right?" I stared at him innocently batting my eyelashes.

In a matter of seconds he had me pinned be against a tree. Clearly I was barking up the wrong tree. His hand tightened around my neck. "Who, Are, You." He hissed. Good so the moron had no idea who I was.

"I'm Dorothy, nice to meetchya!" Despite him crushing my throat I stuck out hand and smiled sweetly. "I'm of to Netherland, I mean Wonderland, I mean Oz." Although I could not see his face I got a strange feeling that he was pissed. What makes me say that...

EXHIBIT A -He pulled a knife out.

EXHIBIT B -His grip tightened.

EXHIBIT C -Now he was inches away from my face and boy did his breath stink.

"Do you won't me to stick this knife into your face." He growled at me, making me shiver. I was already a dead girl so eh why not? In away this is stalling him.

"Oh I knew I should have stuck to the yellow brick road. Please sir this is really just one big misunderstanding." Again with the eyelashes batting. He hesitated. Gosh it's working!
"You see I got lost.-"giggles "I knew I should have never listened to that crazy witch." He stepped back and tucked his knife in his pocket. There where a few grunts and disappointed 'aw's'.

"Fine I let you off with a warning but if I catch you again-" He leaned in and whispered next to my ears. "I'll F**@ gut you like a fish. You got that?" For a moment I was silent and I just nodded. Way to ruin my already ruined day!

"Just one question, how do I get to the next town?" I asked carefully. I
"Take the compass and head straight north you'll find a small cottage next to an old withered pine tree. The tree will be easy to spot seeing how it's purple. Now I bid thee a good day madam. May we never meet again." He stepped back again and handed me a compass. It was fancy.

"Oo pretty..." They all had all ready left and I was alone again. Ah peace and quiet. Something like that is hard to find through all the screaming and death. In a world like mine chaos is a given. Perhaps I should try and jump to a new dimension. Yes I am 80% certain that work... If I new how to do that. Than Sure...

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Sup Bra's. Hope my writing doesn't give you a heart attack. Although that would be pretty damn cool... for me not for you. Yeah you'd be like: "oh the pain...The agony...Blehh dearh! Explosions! More explosions!" Yeah that.

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I really do hope I'll see again.. BYE!!!!!!!