Heartless

What ever happened to cars?

We walked for hours and we weren't even halfway. We were going to a place called Guthrie. A beautiful place, ruled by a narcissistic a**holes. Hey it's not my fault some rulers suck. Not to mention they're freaking Elves. Okay I don't have anything against them but this family however, them I don't like. One reason being that they bought and sold me but on a lighter note thanks to them I know every nook and cranny of their freaking castle.

"Why can't you poof us there?" I wined. "Or we can drive a car. Ugh that would make our lives so much easier. How about we steel a horse?" I said pointing at the sky.

Smoke twirled around in the sky. We both shared a look. "Wait but what if the bandits or whatever are hiding their?" He showed me his hand that ignited.

"Oh I am counting on it." He walked in the smokes direction. Okay I think he is a little bit crazy.

We walked about two minutes until Elliott was flung up in the air. Masked and hooded men surrounded us. "Well, well, well, what do we have here?" a hooded dimwit said stepping out from behind a tree. What is it with mysterious clodpolls and trees? Dumba*ses. Not to mention what a cliché they are. Have I said that before? Probably... dammit Caisy focus!

"Hey yeah we're actually looking to borrow a horse. That man up in the air there has money to buy or rent it." I only now realize how stupid that's sounds but hey maybe if I keep batting my eye lashes at him he'll cave. I mean who can resist a pretty face...right?

His hole face was covered with a mask of a fox along with all the other weirdoes surrounding us. He stepped closer, causing me to step back. Giving him what he wanted.
Two can play at that game.

"Oh sweetheart you really want to travel with that old man. I could show a much better way to get to you where you want to go." He stepped closer and I stepped back. "Don't tell me you're scared. I can hear your heart beating really fast." Again stepping closer. That- "YOU SMELL THAT BOYS? Fear..." Bustard's- "Who wants a taste?" A freaking Vampire ugh... yes I know what you're thinking. Really vampires, what a cliché. Well I have some advice... get over it.

"Vampires, ugh you're not even worth my time. Oh just to make things clear... I'm a heartless be-ach." I said smirking. Yeah I'm trying to piss him off. One thing I learned was that who ever strikes first. Loses...except for you know games like chess but that's a different story. Crap.

"You don't like vampires?" Another bozo asked. Now the main fox was close enough. Time for some action.

I jabbed my knee into hiss *... private place causing him to stumble forward. I took the opportunity and punched him in the face. He was still surprised by the blow although it would not even come close to hurting him. I took out my knife hidden in the patch of my camo jean and stabbed him in the neck. I would go for the face but his mask is not just a stylish rug and his chest well a vampire is hard to harm so I always go for the vulnerable places. LoL

Only problem now was the other fifty guys! "Hey now would be a good time to set some fires" I yelled at Elliott but he beat me to the thought and started a barbecue. "How'd you get dow- you know what I don't want to know." He probably poofed out. It didn't take him very long to dispose of the remaining men. They screamed some mean words but that faded soon after toasting them.

"How about we get to their camp and raid it. You know give them a taste of their own medicine." He said getting a victim to interrogate. "Where is it?!" He yelled Batman style.

"That way, go that way, damn it!" He pointed to a tree with a warning sign. It read, "Danger, you will be murdered or robbed. Probably both." Elliott looked at it then back at him.

Golden sparks flew around him and his hands caught fire. Great now I have to play the extinguisher.

"Hey! We don't have to kill everyone!!" I touched his shoulder but jumped back for it was blazing hot. "Really!?" My hand was burnt read but only for a second.

"We don't have to but I want to." He said sounding like a big baby. I stared at him and folded my arms. "Ugh fine!" He pushed the guy against the tree and let the vines in tangle him. I raised my eyebrow. "What? You said not to kill him. He's alive."

I sighed and followed the signings.