Doctor

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Hello, operator.

It seems I have aquired...

An injury to my supraspunatus muscle.

And my gastrocnemius has sustained injuries from one's pedis.

No sir. I said PEDIS.

I don't think it is too serious.

But I am experiencing minor contusions to my patella.

...That's my kneecap, sir.

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