Hello, Wattpad user! I, Kiyotaka Ishimaru have decided to inform you in the world shipping! I do not know much of it, other than what Yamada has told me, but hopefully we can understand his alien terms together!
((Author's Note: it's been a long whi...
I'm baaaackkkkk! It took me an arm, a leg, and 3 vats of imitation despair but I finally have a written recording of Tear Man and Butter Boy playing 7 minutes in Heaven!
I'll recap everything that happened before the two loveturds are smashed together in lip-locking.
So I pulled a few strings and told the boys that because they were so rowdy they would have to get punished. They were both sent into a room with special cameras and microphone there to watch them. And about twelve minutes later the walls were closing in on them! This is what the camera caught:
First minute: " I'M SORRY! I AM A LOUSY RULE BREAKER! MY EXISTENCE IS NOT SAFE FOR A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT! I AM A DISGRACE! A PITIFUL EXCUSE OF A RULE FOLLOWER! A-"
" Alright, alright, we get it. You f***ing hate yourself."
Fifth minute:
"You good now?"
"..... Yes"
" Tell me what you are"
"A good student with a kind heart"
"Good"
Two minutes later
"NOPE NOT GONNA DIE LIKE THIS! Ishi! Help us get the f*** out!" Mondo starts punching the walls. It doesn't help.
"What can I do to help?!"
"Upupupupupu...."
"Oh hell no..."
"There is a way to stop the walls from coming in!"
"And what way could that be?"
" Your lips. Must be. In contact. As in touching."
"You gotta be s***ing me"
" H-how long do our lips have to be in.... Contact?"
"Until I'm satisfied!"
"And what if we refuse?"
"You'll be squished so tight you'll have to make the contact sooner or later."
"...... Damn it"
Minute one:
"Wait do we have to keep our lips connecting the whole seven minutes?!"
"Hmmm.... Which one is more despairing? Yeah, you do!"
"F***ing. Great."
Minute 3:
They were sooooo boring! They didn't do anything fun until like minute 5! Before that, it was all boring connected peck the lips. It was so cheesy it hurt.
Minute 5:
I think they thought I was gone because they seemed a lot more relaxed after I turned off the mic. I let the walls retract a little but I don't even think they noticed. If this doesn't prove something is up with those two I don't know what will: after they thought I was gone..... THEY STILL KEPT GOING! Hell yeah! And it was even grosser this time! Hell yeah!
It sucks they'd only use the last two minutes to be like that. Guess you could say they left with a bang. Or started with one afterwards....
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By seven minutes I cut a door through one of the walls. The door led to a dungeon which they are still stuck in! Guess what type of dungeon it is! Here's a hint: it's not meant for fighting dragons but you can still get treasure.
There you go, you fellow sick f***s. We did it.
Hey, those two are still in that dungeon. It's been like, a couple days. Upupupu, luckily I installed cameras in the dungeon too! We'll know what's really going on here!
