peachy ● rants

[ viii ] oMg!!!!!!!!! ThIs iz SoOoOoO aNNoyING !!!!!1!1!1!!!!!!11! wHy??????

tell me that title gave you a heart attack. cus typing it gave me two.

did you guys ever meet that one person who just *inhales deeply* *crumbles paper*?

i don't even know how to describe them. they're like...

idk.

their texts sound like they're constantly excited. like you could be like hey! and they'd reply like HEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS BIN SOOOOOOOOOoOOoooOoOoO LOoOoOoOng SNCE V TALKD!!!!!!!!!! WRE U BIN?????!!!?????

ok.

what.

tf.

if you talk like that to me duh it'd have been a long time since we've last talked. cus duh i don't wanna see you lose your chill like that all day, erry day.

conversation with texters like these are legit just a bundle of cringes.

"hey! how u been? :) "

"OMZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........!!!!!!!!!WHERE HAVE U BEEN GURL......?????????????? ITS SO LONG GJKFKUTFKUGVKUGFJHDHGRNG......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Y U NO TALK 2 MEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"um. doing homework. uh gtg do more hw. "

"NOoOoOoOoOoO nonononononnonononobobobobibobobobibibinonononoboboboboobninonobo"

"bye x. "

so that's how that convo would end up.

100/100 for bad texting. you go, girl!

now for bonus marks. yes shush i know you've gotten full.

+25 for random capitalisation.
+25 for periods before exclamation points.
+50 for careless blind butt typing.

GIRL YOUR TOTAL IS A 200/100 OMG THATS SO OWSUM KIP EET UP. V V V SATIDFYD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

those texts make me vomit. arghhhhhhhhh. the way they type makes me feel like they're like constantly excited. through text, irl, asleep, in school, doing homework..just EVERYWHERE.

so.annoying.

wtvr. this rant was basically pointless.

sayonara.
anna out.
peace.