Thugisa: Yo 'aru where you going at?
Haru: *pokerface* I only swim free
Makoto: we're breaking in to Samezuka's practice pool
Thugisa: Yo I mastered that shit when I was seven! I'm coming with
Makoto: *cough* cockblock *cough cough*
After breaking in
Thugisa: *points at wall* This reminds me of Boku No Pico
*walks in a room* This reminds me of Boku No Pico
Oh this DEFINITELY reminds me of Boku No Pico
Makoto: Nagisa? That's our first trophy
Thugisa: yeah episode two if you know what I mean *wink*
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HumorCringe crack I wrote two years ago. Keeping it up because some people like it. I personally hate it.