Momo: Rin senpai, the pool isn't ready yet and the folks from iwatobi are already here for the joint practice
Rin: ugh I really wanted to race Haru
*Iwatobi swim club approaches*
Everyone: HEY RIN! And like... everyone else
Rin: The pools not ready though
Haru: ...
*in Haru's mind*
Haru: let's go home
Haru: but we came a long way to get here
Haru: but there's no pool
Haru: But you don't have one either
Haru: ...
But we have a bathtub-
Haru: HARU!
Haru: OK FINE! Give me a moment
Haru: take all the time you need
Haru: thank you Haru. FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Nagisa: HARU CHAN!
Makoto: I think we broke a Haru
Rin: Well if we can't swim, we'll just have to settle this the old fashion way
Nitori: *GASP* You don't mean-
Rin: Yes. We're doing a... BURN BATTLE
Haru: I only swim free
Rei: Makoto why don't you fill in for Haru since your the only one who understands him despite his speech impediment
Makoto: LOL KAY
Kou: READY... SET..-
Nagisa: GOU!
Haru: I only swim free
Makoto: He says your teeth are straighter than your sexuality... Hey! There's nothing wrong with being gay.
Rin: But my teeth aren't str- *realisation*
Rin: Yeah? well your social life is more awkward than Pico's goddamn haircut.
Haru: *walks out*
Makoto: he's offended that you compared him to Pico
Nagisa: wouldn't anyone be?
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HumorCringe crack I wrote two years ago. Keeping it up because some people like it. I personally hate it.
