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YOOOOOO EVERYONE IS GAAAAAYYYYY/ intro

THUGISA: Yo whuttup sluts! Welcome to Free-

REI: MAKE US FREE NA SPASH KASANE-

THUGISA: Rei, babe, I love you and all but could you please shut the fuck up

HARU: *pokerface* I only swim free

MAKOTO: Awh my bo- *cough* best friend is so funny

THUGISA: Makoto we all know your gay

MAKOTO: whhaaaaaattt? I'm not-

THUGISA: everyone here is gay.

*awkward silence*

THUGISA: that being besides the point...

EVERYONE: WELCOME TO FREE! IWATOBI SWIM CLUB CRACK!

RIN: You guys are doing an intro without me?

THUGISA: We're trying to, but this is turning out so shit I doubt anyone would read this

REI: can you at least try to be civil-

HARU: *pokerface* I only swim free

MAKOTO: Haru stop stripp... ya know what, keep doing that. You do you... and I'll do yo- *cough* me

RIN: *stares at Haru* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS!

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