MAKOTO: we are gathered here today to discuss a very important topic.
RIN: what's happening?
REI: there's a new sports anime that has recently been released
RIN: so what? We still have fans even after haikyuu!! was released. They even had an extra ! in their title
MAKOTO: but this anime has one more ! than haikyuu!!
RIN: no way
REI: It's called Yuri on ice
MAKOTO: no it's Yuri!!! On ice
RIN: so what? We are Free! We're the homosexual swimming boys that everybody loves
REI: oh but they are waaaayyy more homo than us. They're the upgrade. We swim pools, they glide over it
RIN: but we have to strip for half the anime
MAKOTO: and half of Yuri!!! on ice is Victors ass. Not that I'm complaining
REI: oh well, there's nothing we can do. Nagisa, do you think?
*takes out headphones*
NAGISA: WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!
...
NAGISA: sorry, I wasn't listening. HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD ABOUT THAT NEW ANIME?!
YOU ARE READING
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HumorCringe crack I wrote two years ago. Keeping it up because some people like it. I personally hate it.
