HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR'E A LESBIAN

teachers

I think everyone has a crush or finds a teacher attractive in there school life for me this happens regularly.
you see I can never go after people my own age they always have to be way older than me.
this causes a hassle for 3 main reasons:
1 I'll never have a teenage relationship
2 I can't go to school without finding at least one persons mum hot
3 I'm always crushing on people that it's illegal for me to date
and I'm constantly wondering is that woman gay or bi at least? what's her husband like? is he so bad that maybe she'd give me a chance? so many questions no answers anyway my real point is that teachers are hot and rather then be a teachers pet I'd rather pet there kitty Kat and I'm not talking about a cat ;)