~Kims Pov~
Another day at work done. I decided to go get lunch. Suddenly my pocket vibrated. I fished it out of my pocket and looked at the caller I.D. Dean? He doesnt usaully call. "Hey,Whats up?" I answered. "You're finshed work yea?" He said emotionless. "um yeah why?"I was beging to worry. "Just get home." He spat. Oh shit Dean what did you do?
~Deans Pov~
For fuck sake Dean. You're done for. Forget all the plans made because today is the day you die.
I jumped when the key clicked in the door. I anxiously ran up to the door and pulled Kim in "Dean what the fuck did you do." She said looking slighty scared.
"member tits brains.." I slowly said. "Hard to forget that bitch" She spat. I bit my lip "well turns out she was not 100% single and her boyfriend is really big and really muscular." I told her ."What do you want me to do?" she asked.
"Well remeber Haylee-" "No way im not doing that, Forget it. Do you know how manly my clothes smelt after that."Please Kim Id do it for you. My life is at risk." I said in a panic. In response she rolled her eyes and replied "Your over reacting." I gave the most serious look I could. "He could lift a fucking elephant with his pinky if he was bored enough. Kim please." I pleaded.
"Get my makeup bag ."
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~Kims Pov~
"open your eyes." I instructed Dean. He obeyed and his eyes fluttered open "Wow... I look well fit." Dean said while admiring the makeup I gave him." Okay now give me your best sterotypical gay voice."I ordered. "alright... Heeeyy my names Dean ." He replied in a legit gay voice. "Thats good now higher the pitch and say Dee instead of Dean. "Heeeyy boys Dees here." He said fliping his hair... well wig.
I giggled and his attempt When suddenly there was a thundering knock "OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR DEAN I KNOW YOUR IN THERE YOU FUCKING PRICK !" The person at the door bellowed. I opened the door and huge man was standing there.
The mans arms were really veiny with brass knuckles attached. His face was full of scars and a wound .
I have a feeling this isnt the first time he had to go to a guys house to tell them to lay off tit brain. Haha slut.
"Wheres Dean ?that fucking Assholes slept with my bird hes gonna learn to NEVER cross ME again. He screamed while trying to gain entry "Baby please stop." His "bird" shouted at him. "Hey whats with all the yelling." Dean said in his best girly yet amercian accent. "Hey I know you from some where." Glioath yelled. "Really? aw sweetie you obviously got confused im Betty, im Deans twin sister." He said holding out a hand to the hulk. "If your twins then why are you american?" Oh shit I taught. C'mon Dean you can do this. " Well its kind of something I dont like to talk about, But when we were five our parents divorced so we each choose if we want to stay with or mother or father. I chose mom and Dean chose Dad." yuss you got this Dean. "Oh ok sorry but wheres Dean." The guy said. "He isnt here Paul lets just leave." blondie spoke up. "He went to go live with my mother we decided to swap like parent trap. Im sorry to disappoint you are you guys friends?" Dean questioned. Stop Dean your in the clear dont get ahead of your self."No the guy fucking slept with Cleo why would we be friends?" Paul stated gesturing to blondie. "oh um sorry he couldnt be here." Dean said looking upset. Wow hes good. " Tell the Fucking perv if he comes near Cleo again I will turn him inside out." Paul warned. " will do honey bye." Dean said.
The door closed and we both stay slient until we couldnt hear their footsteps."That Was fucking QUALITY!" I said hugging Dean. "Its all thanks to the makeup and all that you gave me. " Dean said giving me a playful punch on the arm " Are you kidding me 'sorry to disappoint you honey' I was trying so hard not to laugh." we both burst out laughing. We were so loud we didnt hear the door open.
"What the fuck ?"Luke said looking Dean up and down"Why the fuck do you like a woman?" Me and Dean exchanged looks then burst out laughing.
"Dont Your LIL head about it" I said patting his shoulder.
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~Lukes POV~
I Let out a yawn. Its been a long day I am exhausted I took off my jacket when napkin slipped out of the pocket and lighty floated to the ground. I picked it up to put in the bin when I saw it was the napkin Leah gave me with her number on it.
"Call her or I will." I jumped. " Dont do that Dean, for fuck sake." I said clutching my heart. " Call her now." He said. "Okay." I pulled out my phone and dialled the number."Hello ?" The voice on the other side of the line said. " Hi, Its Luke." I said hesisantly. "LUKE! ehh... Hi whats up." she stutterd. I looked at Dean who was mouthing 'dinner here' "um.. you free Tomorrow? If you are..do.. um ..do you wanna come to mine for dinner?"I said shakily."Oh my god Yes... I mean ..im free how about you collect me after work at about half five?" she suggested. "Yeah thats sounds great." I replied. "bye" she sang then hung up. "Yess you got a date!" Dean said jumping around. I didnt have any plans so why not?
Its just one date. No biggie
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.:Closer than you think:.
HumorKim has moved in with her two best friends. when Kim then gets into a relationship she is going to see that love is much closer than she imagines.
