Mariana Reads (And Reviews): Lovesick Baker

No Homo, Bro (All of the Homo)

[AN: As always, this is unbetaed; Quotes and props are taken from the original work made by Fangirling_FTW_ ; I'm so sorry this is being posted so late but life got in the way and I couldn't post until now, I hope next chapter will at least be uploaded by Thursday]

*tense expression* So... *fake joy* This is the chapter where things start to get plotty! (AKA: This is when the hurt will begin). This chapter starts with Cas telling is in not the most convincing way that he has forgotten all about our favorite green-eyed bad boy *drool*. Well, that is, until Dean shows up again at his bakery, now at closing time (I could make so many references right now, but one must have self control!) one week after last chapter's meeting.  Cas quickly tells him that there's not much left but Dean just says the most Dean thing ever (just after "Cas, I love you" Of course!), which is the more verbose version of "PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!", So Cas gives him his third most precious thing (we all know his top two), and goes back to clean up everything. Problem is (for Cas, not us, we all are squeeing), Dean unconsiously is "straightly" attracted to his "platonic" soulmate, so he is giving looks to Cas that the last time he was given those Cas got laid.

Cas, trying to break the ice, asks if Dean liked his pie, in which his reaction, traducted from Deanish is "This was fucking awesome!". Cas, being the insecure cinnammon bun that he is, starts asking himself some things:

{Why was he here? Why isn't he leaving? And why was Castiel blushing like a teenager?}

All of these can easily be answered: *clears her voice while trying to keep her calm* He loves you, he loves you, oh and,*obviously previous attempts didn't work* HE LOVES YOU, YOU ASSBUT! *regains her composure* Oh, that? *deadpan* That's just my lost hopes and dreams compiled in one pile. After that, Dean tells us his real reason to be here (other than ogling Cas), he is hiding from our Co-CEO and the bakery is his only sanctuary. His reason being that:

{"Probably because she hasn't given me five minutes to myself since I got back, and I can't deal with it anymore,"  he said softly. Castiel was still utterly confused , and his face must have shown it because Dean looked up to him and sighed. "I have a bad track record, with relationships and booze, and combining the two. I just got out of a relationship, and my brother and Charlie are waiting for the other shoe to drop."}

*heart breaks* Oh, and that's just the beginning of our heartbreak, so just hold on tight. *takes a deep breath, then continues* After that Cas admits that Charlie has told him (Cas) about Dean's past and his failed relationship with Lisa. After that, they try to make light of Charlie's leak in info, trying to ease the tension that was caused by the previous conversation.  Dean tells us that he's working for his uncle Bobby's (one of our many spirit animals) garage.  But, alas, they cannot elude the conversation that is coming.

{"What made you come back?" Castiel asked before he could stop himself. Dean's smile faltered  slightly, but didn't disappear totally.                                                                                                                           "I couldn't pretend to be something I wasn't anymore."  The raw honesty in his voice sobered their conversation slightly. Castiel wonderd if he was talking about the 'Lisa' Charlie had mentioned, but decided that was none of his business.}

*starts sobbing in spanish* POR QUE AUTORA, POR QUE?!?!?! *finally regains her English* Ehem... That was absolutely nothing... *fakes a cheery tone* OK! So after that comment, Cas tells Dean that he understands him and that he hates the masquerade too, also promising to tell Charlie to shut up the next time she is over-sharing about Dean's life (which we all know will end so badly if he tries to).