Gay Dads [Adopted By Phan} (Complete!)

Clarissa Sugar Glitter

SEVEN'S POV

"Still though, tuna's good, but she can't eat that much every day." DC comments. Artimis looks her in the eye and purposely takes a bite of my can of tuna. DC gives him a sarcastic look. "Not you or Seven, I mean Abigail."

"That was my tuna.."

DC throws her lunch tray away and pulls out her binder. She yanks a paper from her Science section and scribbles angrily on a smiley face. Seven raises an eyebrow. "You alright there?"

"Stupid Jason and his smiley faces." she growls.

"You did all that work of pulling out your binder and paper, just so you could scribble on a very nice smiley face Jason must've put a lot of effort into."

The three of us turn around and look up and see a girl with longish-black hair falling over her shoulders, white skinny jeans, and a lacey pink shirt with flower swirl things on it. "I've told him to back off, and he doesn't listen, therefore I can scribble on his five-year-old quality smiley face." DC states, clearly bothered by this girl.

The girl flips her hair and sits down next to me. I scoot closer to Artimis because, hell, her perfume is strong.

"I'm Clarissa, and you are?"

"Seven." I say blankly. Clarissa looks at my hair and outfit with a frown on her face. "Um, pardon me, you're a boy, why is you're hair purple? And why are you wearing skinny jeans?"

DC's face twists into one of annoyance. Artimis stabs his lunch tray and I look away. "Because I can."

Clarissa rolls her blue eyes, as if she's heard that reply too many times. "Hmm, well, boys are supposed to wear baggy jeans, video game shirts, Nikes, all that stuff. You're living life incorrectly."

I shoot up from his seat and balls his fists. "Who are you to tell me I'm 'living life incorrectly'?"

Clarissa stands up as well. Artimis and DC just have an 'oh shit' look on their faces.

"God clearly states boys shouldn't wear girl clothes-"

"Excuse you, I bought these in the Mens' Skinny Jeans section!"

By that DC bursts out laugh, why? I don't know. It probably sounded really stupid but I'm serious.

"Well, there shouldn't be skinny jeans for boys."

Artimis' face goes deadpanned. "You're just a huge stereotype society sock aren't you?"

DC, Clarissa, and I turn and look at him. "What?"

Artimis opens his mouth, but he seems to realize he doesn't know how to explain that and closes it again.

"It's time to get back to class, come on you twats." DC states and grabs her backpack. Artimis and I do the same thing and we eagerly leave the cafeteria, wanting to get away from Clarissa. "I'll see you guys after school, remember, you guys get to finally meet Dan and Phil." I remind them. Artimis lets out a literally shriek and pulls on his suspenders which just hang on his sides. DC hugs me tightly and somehow picks me up and twirls me around.

"Wow you two are really excited," I manage to get out when DC sets me down again. They both nod before a teacher comes and shouts at us to get to class.

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When school ends I rush out of the building, excited for my friends to meet their idols. I wanted them to meet them sooner, but I hadn't been back in school and didn't really talk to them because of all the issues with Phil and Peej.

The three of us somehow ran to the building our flats are in without stopping, Artimis' hair flying all over his face while DC kept almost tripping.

Eventually we made it to my flat and Artimis bangs on the door. "Chill!" I laugh. He shakes his head and steps back from the door, excitedly bouncing on his feet. DC is gripping the straps on her galaxy backpack.

The door swings open.

Artimis and DC froze.

"Dan, why did you open the cheese?!" is the first thing the three of us them hear.

Dan pops up and smiles awkwardly. I give him a 'what did you do?' look.

"OH MY GOD!" DC screams and her eyes water.

"Never mind that, Phil, Seven's friends are here!" Dan shouts.

"C-can I have a hug?" DC sniffles. "Aw, of course you bean." Dan opens his arms and DC hugs him, by this point she's crying.

Artimis is standing there with his hand covering his mouth and a unbelieving look on his face.

Phil rushes next to Dan and smiles his sunshine smile at us pre-teens. "Stop standing there, do you want a hug too?" he asks Artimis. He drops his backpack and springs to Phil, he's crying too.

DC and Artimis switch so DC's hugging Phil, and Artimis is hugging Dan.

"They're right! You guys are so squishy!" Artimis announces. Dan laughs.

"There's pizza inside," Phil says. DC, Artimis, and I run inside up the stairs and into the lounge.

"LION!" my friends scream and rush over to the small plushie. "That was literally Seven's reaction when he first came home." Dan states. I stick my tongue out at him and flip open a box of cheese pizza.

I yank a piece from all the others and hungrily bite into it.

"Daddy pizza." Dan jokes. Phil slaps his shoulder. "Dan, these are kids!"

"What, and you're not?" DC asks sarcastically. Phil opens his mouth but closes it again.

DC smirks. "Point proven."

"Sooo, Dan, as good parents, its our job to ask Seven how school was." Phil begins. "So, my dear, lovely son, how was school?"

"Clarissa." Artimis, DC, and I all say at once.

"That is..?"

"A huge stereotype society sock." Artimis says quickly. Dc slowly took a bite of pizza, as if she's trying to figure out exactly what that is.

"Apparently I'm living life incorrectly." I growl. Dan raises and eyebrow. "Welp, forget that bitch."

"She must have a poisonous sugar glitter coated anus." Phil chirps. Artimis pauses and has a very confused look on his face.

"Yeah."

I'm sad this is ending soon

Straight Moms here we come.

I literally walked around my school campus today screaming, "I AM NOT A GIRL!" and nobody noticed. They don't notice the boy with girl parts running around screaming and 

this is so excitinG