Seven's POV
"Oh my god, Dan, stop!" I scream and thrash my limbs around before ducking under the covers.
"Seven..?" I peek out and see Dan at the doorway of my room giving me a confused look. I cough awkwardly. "Uh..just..reading some stuff on Tumblr."
Dan's eyes widen. "Oh no, should I get you some chocolate? Should I call the teachers and tell them why you won't be able to show up to school tomorrow? Do you need a hug?"
I shake my head and laugh. "Nope, maybe skip school though-"
"You're not skipping school!" Phil yells from his room. Dan turns around so he sounds louder. "But he read something on Tumblr!" he protests. In a flash, Phil shows up next to Dan, blushing slightly when Dan has to put his arm around his waist so he doesn't fall.
"What did you read?" Phil insists.
"The Hat Fic.."
The color drains from both of their faces. Dan's arms fall and he turns away and walks off. "No, Dan! Stay! Seven can't get through this himself!" Phil begs.
"But I'm the bad guy!" Dan shrieks back. "I don't care, you are going to comfort Seven and tell him why you drowned a hamster in sperm and blood!"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"No, Phil, I'm not going to!"
"I'm moving out then, and I'm taking Seven with me."
Instantly Dan ran in and brought me close to his chest, running his hand through my fluffy hair to comfort me.
Being dramatic, I clutch my chest and push him away. "How could you kill such an innocent creature?" I fake sob.
"I'm sorry, Seven my son, you must forgive me."
"How can I trust you?!"
"I'll buy you a hamster next month..?"
Instantly a stand up and hide behind Phil. "No, no, no! No! Buy me a dog!"
Phil gasps at me. "Did you just deny getting a hamster? I'm serious we could just hide it in my closet!" he protests.
I roll my eyes again and look at Dan. "Give me a packet of Malteasers, and I'll forget the Hat Fic exists."
Dan glares at me before stomping out of the room and returning moments later, dropping a bag in my hands. "Thank you!" I chirp before running on my bed a tearing the chocolate open.
"I'll be in lounge if you need any Tumblr support," Dan says but Phil gives him a protesting look. "Daaaaan."
"Phiiiiiil?"
"The video! Y'know! Video."
"Oh, riiiiight! Okay! Actually, we'll be in Phil's room making a video okay?" and with that Dan and Phil close my door and, I'm guessing, make their way into Phil's room.
My phone bursts a familiar song I look at the notification.
DC: BE THE FETUS
-wth?
Artimis: FETUS FETUS FETUS
-are you guys okay
-Artimis don't
Artimis: IM NOOOOOT OKKAAAY
DC: SEVEN WHERE DO YOU LIVE
DC: that sounded creepy
DC: I'm not asking that in a creepy way
-you guys saw where I live
Artimis: O rite
Artimis: we're inspecting your flat soon
-why?!
DC: BECAUSE WE THINK THAT WAS DAN AND PHIL
-I already ToLd YOu
Artimis: well won't we have to eventually meet your parents?
-you make it sound like you're dating me
DC: whatever we're totally going to your's on Friday
-whyyyyyy then I'll have to cleeeaannn
Artimis: GASP U POOR THING
Somebody knocks on the door and Phil peeks his head in. "Seven, come here." he asks with an excited tone.
-hold on guys I gotta do something
I nod and follow him out of the room. "What are we doing?" I mumble as we walk into Phil's room and Dan grins at us and spreads out his arms toward us, presenting me.
"This is him guys! This is our son!" Dan chirps happily and motions me over. I shyly walk over and sit next to him on Phil's bed. "Hi," I wave hesitantly at the camera. Phil puts his arms around my shoulder and smiles at the camera. "Tell them about yourself, Seven."
I give him a panicked look. Dan notices and hugs me too so I basically have two giants clinging to my shoulders.
"Uh, okay. My name's Seven Howell-Lester, I'm twelve, and I'm kind of a 'scene' kid, and sorta the young mixture of both Dan and Phil." I bite my lip nervously.
Dan nods and starts telling them all about my social media accounts, YouTube, and YouNow. After a few more minutes of talking about nothing an everything we all wave bye to the camera and make heart hands. Dan turns and gives Phil a loving smile and more Heart Eyes Howell. Phil returns it with a shy grin.
"That was so cheesy."
"It's supposed to be cheesy."
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Gay Dads [Adopted By Phan} (Complete!)
FanfictionSeven is a happy kid. He honestly only has two complaints with life, homophobes and having no parents. He's a twelve-year-old fanboy that's spent more time on the Internet than sleeping in his entire life. And he's part of the Phandom.
