Mr Arrogant 3 (discontinued Dec 2017)

4

'Are you sure it's blood?'

'Positive. I used the cooking chopsticks to look inside. There's a dead seagull,' Taehyung said.

'What!? Those were the limited edition ones from Japan!' I yelled.

'We have 2 pairs.'

'Geez! That's still a waste!'

'Nahhhh I don't think so,' Taehyung smiled and showed off his black credit card.

'Stop showing off!' I grabbed the card and shoved it into his mouth. 'Good. You've finally shut up. Now I can call the police in peace.'

I picked up the phone and dialled. 'Hello? Is this Seoul Police Department?'

'ITZZZ KOOOKKKIIIIEEEE!!!'

'What the f**k? Do your job you muscle pig fetus!'

'Welcome! First time with nochu?' Jungkook snorted before I heard someone yelling over the phone.

'JUNGKOOK I AM HANGING UP!!!!!!!'

'Fine. What's the matter?' He asked, sounding normal and not being extra for once.

'Well we got this strange package in the mail and there was a dead seagull inside. It's head was smashed and one wing had been torn off,' I replied, shuddering