The Joker x Male Reader Oneshots

Fuck It, Lets Kill Everyone

You got the motherfucking right to remain violent
Hollow points hiding in my clip
I'll take twenty-five just to watch your life end
I pray, "Father, please forgive me 'fore I sin"
Got these sticks of dynamite and dying to light them
God, don't fail me now
Get thrown and you gon' get carried out
To a hole where I know you won't be found
Just face it, it's almost over now

You sigh as your mom waves you off again, every time you try to talk to her she does this. She just gives you "yeah"s and "uh huh"s and responses like that, They're just clear signs she's not even listening. Or she just tells you she's busy and she'll talk to you later, only later never comes.

Your father's never home, and when he is he doesn't talk to you or your mother, well, unless he's yelling at you for something you did wrong (as in everything, since in his eyes you can't do anything right.) Or when he's having a screaming match with your mom.

They either fight, loudly, or completely ignore each other. You hate it but there's nothing you can do about it.

Don't even try to take this weapon from me
I like you more and more the lesser you breathe

You've been talking to a man that goes by J, he's really nice. He's the only one you have, your parents don't care, you have no friends, all the kids from school either bully you or completely ignore your whole existence. J is the only one you have. He actually listens to you and cares.

J: Any luck?

You: None.

J: I'm sorry, (y/n).

You: It's okay, I didn't really expect anything.

J: You'd be better off without them, you should get rid of them.

You: What do you mean?

J: Do you trust me?

You: Of course.

J: You graduate soon, so all you have to do is kill them the day before graduation.

You: You don't actually mean...

J: Have I ever lied to you? Or hurt you?

You: No...

J: Then trust me. I know you can do it, we've planned it before, remember?

You: I was just joking when we did that, it wasn't for real.

J: But it can be for real.

You: I'd go to prison.

J: I won't let you. I'll protect you.

You: I don't know....

J: Just think about it.

Oh no, here comes the riot
Does everything have to resort to violence?
If you think you can hide, go and try it
Now let's let the fucking gun break the silence
Close your eyelids
Another shot and then here come the sirens
I thought I told you to keep fucking quiet
Somebody's dying, so come say goodbye, kids

You really do trust J, but killing your parents? Then again, you have thought about it many times and the plan you came up with, with J, was pretty perfect....

Days go by, getting closer and closer to graduation day and the idea of finally making your parents pay won't leave your mind.

You: Okay, I'll do it.

J: Make your parents pay?

You: Yeah. All they do is ignore me unless they need to get their anger out. I'm sick of it. They don't deserve to be parents, they don't deserve to live.