The Joker x Male Reader Oneshots

What The Hell

You say that I'm messing with your head
All cause I was making out with your friend
Love hurts whether it's right or wrong
I can't stop cause I'm having too much fun

You slam the door to the house walking to the car. You love The Joker but you've had it, you want to do something fun and crazy but he just wants you to sit at home.

"(Y/n), get back inside!" He yells from the door, you just flip him off as you start the car. You don't know where you're going but you're going to do something fun.

You're on your knees
Begging please, Stay with me
But honestly I just need to be a little crazy. All my life I've been good, But now, I'm thinking what the hell. All I want is to mess around And I don't really care about If you love me, If you hate me. You can't save me, Baby, baby, All my life I've been good But now, What the hell

You blast music, singing at the top of your lungs as you speed a bit. You stop at a small club you haven't been to in forever. Once inside, you buy shot after shot putting them all on J's card.

So what if I go out on a million dates
You never call or listen to me anyway
I'd rather rage than sit around and wait all day
Don't get me wrong
I just need some time to play

Now that you're buzzed you jump and dance to the music. You dance with men who buy you more drinks.

After what seems like hours of dancing you see Joker at the door. You walk over to him wanting to dance with him.

He grabs your arm pulling you out the door, you try to stop him but he's much stronger.

"Nooo, come dance with me!"

"We're going home."

You finally managed to get out of his grip.

"No, we're not. I'm going to dance, you can come join me or you can go home and fuck off."

You're on your knees
Begging please, Stay with me
But honestly I just need to be a little crazy. All my life I've been good, But now, I'm thinking what the hell. All I want is to mess around And I don't really care about If you love me, If you hate me. You can't save me, Baby, baby, All my life I've been good But now, What the hell

You turn on your heel walking back in. You start dancing with some guy just letting the music flow through you.

Out of the corner of your eye you see J watching you. You smirk putting on a show for him. You move your hips against the man you're dancing with as he grabs your hips moving his with yours.

You say that I'm messing with your head
Boy, I like messing in your bed
Yeah, I am messing with your head when
I'm messing with you in bed

Joker storms over pushing the guy out of the way. You smile kissing your boyfriend as you two throw caution to the wind as you dance and drink.

"Are you going to let me in on the fun?" You whisper in his ear.

"Fine , but the Batman is all mine." He sighs holding you close.

"Yes, sir." You chuckle dancing with the man you love.

All my life I've been good
But now
What the hell