Utaprination's Headcannons & Scenarios

Prank Wars (Reiji x Reader)

Two days ago, you'd went to a variety show taping with Reiji and his fellow QN members. While Ranmaru, Ai and Reiji were on stage you and Camus had a pretty intense discussion about you favorite pastries. You'd told Camus that you really loved donuts. Recently, you'd helped him find a gift for his girlfriend so he'd told you that he'd take you to his favorite bakery in town.
When the day came, he'd let you choose an assortment of doughnuts. You went home happily, hoping to save the best for last.

The best being the powdered doughnuts. Not only were they your favorite for they were also Reiji's favorite. When you got home you sat them on the table and headed for the shower. You hadn't known that Reiji would come back home so soon.

When you got out of the shower, you decided to treat yourself to a doughnut or two. Only to see that, three out of the five powdered ones were gone, along with a chocolate but all of the glazed and jam filled ones were untouched.
You smiled, as a evil little idea popped up in your head. You rummaged through the cupboard for a different container to put the last of the powdered ones in. You took two glazed doughnuts and a Ziplock bag for freezer storage and ran to the closet in the hall where you find some unscented baby powder. You dropped the doughnuts in the bag, poured just enough powder to perfectly coat the doughnuts, and gave them a good shake. You placed the baby powder coated doughnuts box where the hidden ones used to be and destroyed the evidence of payback.

The next day, you went to check the box to see that both of the 'powdered' doughnuts had a chunks bitten out of them.

"Geez, he couldn't even dispose of them?" you chuckled under your breath.
You made a mental note that none of the others had been touched.

Your job here was done.

Later that night, Reiji hadn't said a word about the doughnuts. He didn't even bat an eyelash when he noticed you munching down on one of the real powdered doughnuts. It was movie night and it was his choice of film this time. He'd selected a (least favorite movie genre) for you to watch. Normally, he'd ask if the one he'd chosen was OK not tonight. Other than that he was him normal playful self. You'd been cuddling on the floor together watching the movie when he'd asked you to get him a cup of soda.

"Sure." you said skipping to the kitchen.

You'd filled the cup with ice and poured Coke over it and then:

SHHHHHHHHHPOOSH!

The soda exploded right in your face. The first thing you could think to do was go confront Reiji was had still been watching the movie.

"What the hell, Reiji?" you shouted.

"What's wrong, _____-chan?" Reiji paused the movie, "Did you want me to pause the movie until you came back?"

"UGH!" you grunted before stomping down the hallway to the bathroom to wash your face.

"_____-chan, did you forget my soda?" he called.

You scoffed, "Fuck that stupid soda."

You heard footsteps going down the hallway, "Wowie, _____-chan! You made a mess in here!"

You rolled your eyes at your reflection in the mirror. Then it hit you, this was payback for the doughnut prank. It was pretty good, you had to admit but damn did it irritate you. When you went back to the kitchen, Reiji was spraying floor cleaner on the the spill. You grabbed the mop and began to help him clean.

You looked over at him and chuckled, "That was good one. I wasn't expecting that. So I guess we're even now huh?"

He looked at you smiled sweetly, "Oh no no no~! Not at all. You prank me; I always repay you two-fold or better."

You narrowed you eyes at him. His little comment set the mood for a jumpy night.

As the night rolled on passed nothing had happened.

"He probably wouldn't do them both in one night." you thought to yourself.

And, you went to bed thinking that you were safe. It was weird. Reiji would normally waste not time joining you in bed but tonight you didn't see him for a good thirty minutes. Once he returned he stripped down to his boxers and hopped under the sheets with you. He held you just as he normally would until you drifted away.

Hours later, you woke up just like you would every night to pay your respects to the bathroom. You sleepily rolled out of bed, stumbling down the hallway to the bathroom. When you took a seat, you let out a relieved sigh.....That'd soon turn into a disgusted gasp when you'd realized that everything you released turned you were now sitting in.

(If the reader is a male)

After lifting up the seat, you let out a relived sigh.... That'd soon turn into a disgusted gasp when you'd noticed everything you'd released was bouncing toward you and on the floor.

"REIJI KOTOBUKI!" you yelled loudly.

What you didn't know was Reiji was rolling around in the bed laughing at you!

"Ah, you can neeeever go wrong with mentos and saran wrap." he smiled proudly.