#Freshman Goals Of A Sargent

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by Sargent_Narwhals

by Sargent_Narwhals

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1. Don't fall on steps
Me: *fast walking through hallway*
Security guard: *watching me*
Me: *murmurs* stalker. *running up steps and missteps.*
Random students: *filtered throughout the hallway*
Me: *falls*
Random students: *laugh*
Me: *gets up like nothing happened* *thinks* fuck you guys too.

2. Be classified as weird! ~(＾◇^)/
Me:*walking down stairs with heard of people*
Friendish: *talking to me about her crush*
Me: NOTICE ME SENPAI!!
Random dude: 😂😂😅 WTF
Friendish: *laughing ass off* People are gonna be calling you weirdo.
Me: *claps and smiles* I know.

3. Actually pass a test in math
Me: *gets test back* *12/15 correct*
Teacher: I was expecting more double didgets from my honors class.
Me: *on the outside straight faced*
Person: What did you get?
Me: *still straight faced* 12 out of 15 *internally* OH MY MOTHERFUCKING GOSH I PASSED!!!! SARGENTNARWHALS IS ALWAYS EPIC!!! XD :D 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😎😎👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏

4. PROCRASTINATE ON PROCRASTINATING DAMN IT
Honors Biology homework: *staring at me*
Me: *glares back*
Honors Algebra 2 homework: *speaks magically* If you love me do me
Me: WTH THAT'S DISGUSTING!!!
Honors Algebra 2 homework: NOT LIKE THAT!!!
Me:...... Wait what. What did you think I mean?
Both homeworks: Uhhhhh.........

Those are my goals for now. As you see I have succeeded at a few of those. Now the weird thing. I haven't made it completely there yet, so love a narwhal and make some damn goals even if they're shittier than mine. Dream and accomplish those dreams. SargentNarwhals is out! 🐚🐋