The Mountain Dew Chronicles

In a World Called Queblepop...

"In a world called Queblepop... where dinosaurs talked and gerbils could fly, be prepared for a book with no story, undeveloped characters, and an even less undeveloped setting, be prepar-

*something lands on the ground next to the narrator*

Wait... who are you?

My name is Dave.

And what are you exactly?

A gerbil.

A what'll?

Ger-Bil. A small rodent, but a long tail.

Yeah I can see that.

On the subject, who are you?

I was supposed to be narrating the story before you came.

But I thought the description of the book said no story?

You have a point; but then how will the readers get up to speed with the world and cast? (Even though they are un-developed...)

Just let the story happen! Like, try this type of narration!

After saying that, Dave flew off to the cloud party of the other flying gerbils of the FG Clan.

Hmm... I guess I'll do that then. I was out of words anyway. Well I'm going on break; be back later.

The narrator walked off to the pub called "Pubworld" to hang out with his friends Ketchup Lawyer, The Goose, and Denny.

About 5 centimeters away, a parasaurolophus was eating a slice of cheese when a youtubing gecko warped in on a pig. The gecko stuck out his tongue and stole the cheese from the parasaurolophus and told his pig to get them out of there. Then the pig shot rainbows out of his behind and opened a portal they would then go through. Enraged, the dinosaur started firing rockets out of its eyes and destroyed the pub. Everyone in there jumped onto their flying cars and zoomed off to seek safety. However one person did not have a car. Megalosauross, a megalosaurus who had been carpooled by his friendly neighborhood pteranodon, Peck-out-your-eyses, who had forgotten about his friend. Enraged at his friends betrayal, Megalosauross and parasaurolophus teamed up to shoot rockets together.