The Mountain Dew Chronicles

Cancer Banana Fish

 Meanwhile under the jello ocean, a banana fish named dolf was lying in bed at the fish hospital because he had Fish cancer, a cancer that could turn any fish into a Pack of cheese sticks. His family sat next to him eating Pb&J sandwiches. Then, without warning, a rocket from Megolasauross hit the room, sending debris everywhere. Dolf tries to swim away, but then the cancer sinks in, turning him into a pack of cheese sticks. Everyone else gets fried from the blast, turning them into fish sticks.

Then a shark name ecurb came and ate all the fish sticks and decided to save the cheese sticks for his turnip named herb.

Back up on the surface, two superheroes, Super Grover and Super Mouse, were fighting the raging dinos. Super Grover tried to use the power of learning to teach the dinosaurs that what they were doing was wrong, but they were too mad to listen. Super Grover was shot by a rocket, and exploded into Milk Dudds. Super Mouse called peck-out-your-eyeses to help. He flew in and pecked out the dinosaurs eyeses, stopping the flurry of rockets. Both the dinosaurs exploded into milk dudds because their eyes were removed.

Everyone decided to celebrate by eating some of the milk dudds the dinosaurs became. But then everyone got poisoned because the milk dudds turned out to be toxic. They called a medic and soon a boww nurse showed up in a flying wambulance. They proceeded to give them all gummy bears to cure it. Then they all celebrated at the pub next to the former Pubworld called PubGalaxy.

While all of that was happening, over in another town called Smukville, Ketchup Lawyer and The Goose teamed up to make a breakfast & General Items Company called Half&Half. But after a day of making Toasteerios, one came to life and started a rebellion against them. The Goose flew away because obviously he's a goose so he can fly, leaving Ketchup Lawyer to get suffocated by the waves of Toasteerios. 

But then Ketchup Lawyer Respawned As Simply Ketchup to change his name. He vowed to hunt down and get revenge on His new enemy.