The Mountain Dew Chronicles

The weird continues

Spider-Man appeared wearing a lizard costume and called himself lizardpersonman. Lizardpersonman killed game creator 1. Game creator 2 didn't like that. So he coded a force field dog around him. A potato fell from the ceiling and out came manpersonlizard, lizardpersonman's long lost brother. Manpersonlizard ate the force field dog. But then manpersonlizard died from indigestion. Wuggles shot game creator 2 with his gopher cannon. Halbo got back his golden Mario amibo and got an achievement for completing his first actual adventure. A pet named Steve ate manpersonlizard's suit revealing that it was actually spingebill the whole time. Potrock came in on a seal and revived spingebill. The mlg pro gamer raptor challenged spingebill and potrock to a game of hunger games in minecraft. Spingebill and potrock got owned. Cheese the hero cake (c)'s ghost ate the magical sandwich's ghost. The magical sandwich's ghost didn't like that. So his ghost imploded in on itself. But cheese the hero cake (c) was invincible because he is a part of the Sizzlers. (Subscribe to SkizzleGaming to join!). Theplayerlo came in and said "no advertising allowed!" And made you forget that he was in the sizzlers. 

Shmibble turned the golden Mario amibo into a golden potato. The golden potato killed spingebill and potrock. The seal ate the golden potato. But then the golden potato turned into a spiky block of cheese. It killed the seal. The spiky block of cheese turned into cheese the hero cake (c). Cheese the hero cake (c) tried to eat lizardpersonman. But bagegu crushed Cheese the hero cake (c) with his whale summoning staff before he ate lizardpersonman. Lagmo came and a took wuggles to upgrade his gopher cannon. Wuggles came back with a meerkat cannon. He blew up the whole game studio and everyone died. THE END.

OR NOT!!

Everyone was reborn. Then they died again. Then they were reborn. The they were teleported over a Sarlac pit. Sid the science kid appeared and said that Harambe should be president. Nobody knew who Harambe was and they killed him. The they were teleported back to where they were before. Ringo shot wuggles meerkat cannon and broke it. Wuggles didn't like that. So he called dex dogtective and he arrested Ringo. But then saw broke him out. They hunted down dex and killed him. Rovio from RovioTv came and started being swagg because Rovio got swaggers. But theplayerlo sniped him. Rovio was kicked from the server with the message 'NO SELF ADVERTISING!' He rejoined with the name 'TotallyNotRovioFromRovioTV'. Theplayerlo didn't realize and let him back in the server.