The Mountain Dew Chronicles

Condiment War

The next day, Ketchup finally found the goose when he was eating a bag of dancing tater tots. So then the war started.  they started shooting Ketchup and mustard at each other. The goose was almost struck but started to eat the Ketchup since he likes it so much. Ketchup realized this and snuck a bomb into his next shot. But the goose had called Ravasaur (now just a regular dinosaur again), to spy on Ketchup. So to not get blown up he fired a shot at the Ketchup ball. They collided and formed an all new being, snorko the bottle of mayo. Snorko made both the goose and Ketchup forget why they were fighting and become friends again. But then a moose named Wuggles killed everyone in the area by using his gopher cannon to blow up everything. But Ravasaur survived by becoming pronoun ravavsaur again and flew off into the distance. 

While he was flying away he saw rainbows flying through the sky like missles and he heard the words "FISH PONY" from that direction. But then he was shot out of the sky from ecurbs cheeto gun. Luckily he landed in a Mountain Dew pond and survived. 

Ketchup respawned as ketchup Lawyer and the goose respawned as still the goose. They both decided to become lawyers. So the goose put on a tie and became Lawyer squakings. Together they went to smukland and went to Lawyer school.

Meanwhile, ecurb was in his new apartment at an apartment building called "This is An Apartment Building". He was playing supr merio nintedos while he grew a new turnip to replace herb. But the he saw Snorko in a wambulance on his way to the boww hospital. He had known Snorko since he was little so he rushed out to see him.

But he forgot about the turnip He was growing. It turned out to be a reincarnated dolf who was on a quest to get his old body back. He looked and he found the pack of cheese sticks. Since turnips are so awesome he was able to turn it back into a fish. He left the body of the turnip and became a fish again. He then called his trusty flying dolphin named Everyman to take him back to his home. Together they rode from into the sunset. And got burned because they flew INTO the sunset.

At the boww hospital, ecurb went into the room Snorko was in. Snorko saw him and immediately started laughing because Snorko was reminded of all the fun times they had. Then his chunky core stoped beating. A boww nurse said it was time to go. But then Snorko became a toaster and was reborn. He had a name tag above his 'head' that said his name was lagmo. He blew up the whole hospital with his toast launcher. Then he flew off to find his people.

Then, in a forest not so far away, wuggles lost his gopher cannon and was looking for it. He saw rainbow frogs everywhere. Eventually he came across a crashed car which seemed to be abandoned. He followed the trail of both human and alligator feet until he came across a house. He looked in a window and saw about 60 alligators, one human, and another thing he couldn't identify. He decided not to interrupt and kept moving.