The Mountain Dew Chronicles

Lawyers in Crime

Ketchup Lawyer and Lawyer Squakings were good lawyers. They solved many cases. Like a bag of pumpkins suing a piece of cheese. But one day when the goose was sick, the replacement Lawyer seemed very fishy to ketchup Lawyer. They were debating during a trial of 'Derp' and narrators. The Lawyer turned out to be mustard, ketchup's arch nemesis. Mustard killed ketchup but ketchup Lawyer gets away.

Meanwhile.... 

Narrator: Hey I'm back from break! Oh... I guess I'm not needed anymore.

'Story Teller': The story is starting to have too much...story.... we need more crazy.

Narrator: why are you telling me this?

'Story Teller': I know you can turn into a boww.

Narrator: GASP..... HOWD YOU KNOW!?

'Story Teller':  I have my ways.... NOW BECOME ONE!

After saying that, story teller waved his hand and Narrator became a boww. Boww ran to meet his people, but slipped on a slug and face planted on the ground. He exploded into skittles and dribs came and ate them all.

Meanwhile, at the bottom of the jello ocean, a lone whiteboard sat at the bottom. Banana fishes swam past with school bags even though it was Saturday. Suddenly, the white board started glowing. It rose out of the ocean and exploded. It was SUPAH EYSES. He started flying to meet up with Ravasaur, but was shot out of the sky by wuggles gopher cannon. Supah eyses didn't like that. So he shot eye lasers and knocked wuggles out. His gopher cannon went over his head like a hat. His mind didn't like that. 

 bagegu appeared and killed wuggles. Supah eyses let him do it because bagegu was better at killing than him. He flew up to the cloud party to meet Ravasaur.

Meanwhile, Lagmo was in Smuckland looking for the toaster store. He saw mustard kill ketchup. Lagmo didn't like that. He hid in the trunk of Mustards hot dog car and was brought to his home. Bagegu was also in the trunk. They played blackjack with dominoes instead of chips.

Ecurb was at the backup boww hospital. He had survived by becoming a verb at the last second. He was eating mashed putudos and beef.  Wuggles was there too, but he had lost his gopher cannon. Ecurb was still a Christmas Walrus. He was waiting for the Bowws to see if they could make him a shark again. But then Wuggles found his gopher cannon under his bed and killed ecurb. 

At mustards house, mustard was sleeping so Lagmo took the opportunity and shot toast at mustard. But mustard kept eating them when he snored. Lagmo didn't like that. So he got bagegu to kill him with his whale summoning staff. A whale crashed through the roof and killed mustard. Bagegu and Lagmo decided to become assassins together.

Ravasaur and Pecky-Eyses were at pub galaxy. They drank a lot of Mountain Dew and on the way home pecky-eyses, who was carrying Ravasaur, became a pack of Doritos. Ravasaur liked Doritos so he ate them. That made him grow cheese wings and fly away.