The Mountain Dew Chronicles

Shopping cart steves

Ravasaur escaped Jurassic Universe with a shopping cart. But then a flying unicorn head stopped them and killed the shopping cart. Ravasaur killed the flying unicorn head. Then the lizard and Gerald escaped the zoo. They agreed to hunt down lizardpersonman and turn him into a Dribb. But then halbo came and sent Gerald back to the zoo. Gerald didn't like that. So he made everything in the zoo explode into Reeces piecees. Halbo ate all the reeces piecees. His body grew 5 sizes that day. Then he became the president of kfc. He went to weight watchers and started to work out. But the stress on his body turned him into a water bottle. A boww cop saw Gerald's insane act and put him in a max security prison. But he broke out with a penguin named Steve. A pet named Steve decided it was a good time for a waffle. But the waffle named Steve didn't feel like being eaten. So he swapped out himself with a chicken nugget in the shape of a waffle named Steve. A pet named Steve got suspicious and called his friend Steve the putudo and they killed Steve the chicken nugget waffle then ate Steve the waffle. The playerlo came and said "TO MUCH STEVE" and shot all the steves with his narwhal gun. All the steves didn't like that. So they sang the narwhal song which made the narwhals dance before they hit them. Theplayerlo decided it was a good time for a haircut. But then koshka appeared out of the brush and killed theplayerlo. Theplayerlo didn't like that. So he got a pet named Steve and threw him at koshka. But koshka sacrificed the flying unicorn head to save herself.

Then Toonster came in on pokeboat. Pokeboat poked koshka and she dieded. Toonster summoned Henri and Henri killed Steve the putudo. Then Henri was killed by a meerkat. Toonster couldn't handle the death of Henri and she became tomato sauce. Then she went to work at &pizza since she was tomato sauce. Meanwhile Ecurb, now a forgotten side character was wallowing at his base when suddenly another forgotten side character, Dave, decided to make a truce between Ecurb and the FG Clan. They teamed up to become important characters again.