By now the goose knew that he was being hunted. Even though it was duck season. So he went to the Jurassic Cave to get help from his dinosaur friend, Ravasaur. Ravasaur gave The Goose a tank that used mustard as ammo because everyone knew that Ketchup had always hated mustard.
But then ecurb came through the wall riding a giant flying waffle with wings. The waffle dumped syrup all over Ravasaur, sticking him to the ground. Super Mouse heard all the commotion and called the whole FG clan to help. Pretty soon the whole cave was full of gerbils. The leader, Midnight, and his two commanders Snowy and Marshmallow, waged war on ecurb and the rest of his shark species.
Together the goose and The FG clan shot the giant flying waffle by using a cheese bazooka. The wings flew and attached to ecurb and he flew away.
The explosion also freed Ravasaur. Enraged at ecurb, he turned into a noun and flew off to find and destroy ecurb.
The FG clan celebrated by eating the giant waffle. Then they returned home to gerbil central. Meanwhile, up in the sky, ecurb was flying back to his base in a sunken submarine. When he got there he saw Ravasaur noun edition. Ravasaur was eating herb. Ecurb didn't like that so he turned into a verb and fought Ravasaur. Ecurb was beating Ravasaur so Ravasaur powered up and became a PRONOUN. Ravasaur shot a vowel into ecurb's eye which blinded ecurb while Ravasaur planted bombs, finished eating herb and flew away. Ecurb managed to escape right before his base blew up. But the explosion turned him into a Christmas walrus.
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The Mountain Dew Chronicles
HumorWelcome to a land of chaos. Filled with flying gerbils and talking dinosaurs and so much more. Once you start reading, the crazy world, a bad story, and all the un-developed characters will waste your life. This is, The Mountain Dew Chronicles. If y...
