Okay, so some people say badgers are lame.
That is not true.
Have you ever seen a mad badger? (If you haven't, that's okay because I put one at the top 🤗)
Okay, maybe they aren't quite as scary as a lion. But it's hard to be friends with a lion. The lion might eat you up. The badger is only going to attack you if you're mean to its friends.
I would also like to point out that badgers are furry and cuddly and you can't hug an eagle.
Or a snake.
Especially because we don't know what kind of snake the Slytherin mascot is. It might be a viper. Or an anaconda.
An anaconda would hug you! But then you would die.
You should hug a badger instead.
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Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome
FanficYou might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil. (And really cool. Plus, we have cookies.) **Companion to Why Slytherins Are Awesome** (completed)
