Hufflepuff: We open our common room by tapping a barrel, and if you get the rhythm wrong you get drenched in vinegar!
Gryffindor: That's boring.
Slytherin: That's lame.
Ravenclaw: That's too easy.
Hufflepuff: Whose common room has never been broken into?
Gryffindor: ...
Slytherin: ...
Ravenclaw: ...
Hufflepuff: That's what I thought.
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Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome
FanficYou might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil. (And really cool. Plus, we have cookies.) **Companion to Why Slytherins Are Awesome** (completed)
