Hufflepuff/Ilvermorny Exchange Program: Part 2

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Ilvermorny goes to Hufflepuff

"Achoo! Achoo! Why do you guys have plants everywhere? Haven't you ever heard of allergies?"

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"Look, the giant feasts are great, but I just want a walking taco and a milkshake."

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"Hey, how are prefects elected?"

"Uh, I think the heads of house pick them."

"That's not fair! Elections! Democracy! FREE-DOM!"

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"I swear, if anyone else tries to give me tea and asks about my feelings..."

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"THROW THE BALL, THROW IT!"

"NO! FOUL!"

"WHY DO YOU GUYS NEVER WIN?"

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"You guys are the patient House, right? I'm super patient. Once, my Starbucks order took five minutes, and I only complained a little bit."

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