Hufflepuff goes to Ilvermorny
"Why are those statues moving?"
"OHMYGOSH a head just talked to me!"
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"What the heck is a pukwudgie?"
"Didn't you pay attention in Care of magical creatures?
"No."
"Me neither. Maybe it's like an antelope?"
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"Everyone talks funny."
"That's because we're in America."
"I know, but it's not just the accent. They say stuff like 'lit' and 'dab.' What the heck does that mean?"
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"I found out what dabbing is."
"What?"
"Smelling your armpits."
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"What house do you think I'd be in?"
"Pukwudgie, maybe Thunderbird."
"What? I'm totally a Wampus!"
"Wampus are warriors! You knit socks!"
"I'm a sock warrior!"
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Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome
FanfictionYou might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal. Those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil. (And really cool. Plus, we have cookies.) **Companion to Why Slytherins Are Awesome** (completed)
