South Park-Freaks in Love

Chapter 5

Cartman was fucking mad. Kyle said to meet at the tree house after school and who's there? No one.

Except for Wendy. Of course. Out of all the fucking people who decided to come, it had to be her. Now he's stuck in a crappy ass tree house with some crazy bitch, waiting for the others to come. Great.

Cartman noisily ate his cheesy poofs,making sure to enunciate every smack and slurp, just to spite her.

"Can you quit eating so loudly,Eric?" Wendy said, irritated.

"Can you quit being on your period,Windy?" Cartman mocked.

He could tell she was getting mad. Perfect.

"1,my name is Wendy, not 'Windy'.   2,why are even here? I know you're not concerned with mine and Stan's relationship",Wendy snapped.

"Well,I came to hang out with you,of course. I just love your bitchy attitude in all it's hormonal fueled rage. "

Actually,Cartman's mom had a "gentleman friend"over,and he did not want to hear what was going on, if you know what I mean.

Wendy rolled her eyes and scoffed."Whatever. Just don't get in the way,ok? The last thing I need is for you to come and ruin everything."

"Believe me bitch, I'm not here to 'ruin' your already fucked up relationship. Not everything is about YOU"Cartman sneered.

"THEN WHAT IS IT ABOUT?! You never cared about anyone other than yourself, yet you decide to come! Is it because you just want to spite me? Do you have nothing better to do,you fat piece of shit?!?!" Wendy yelled.

That threw him off. Wendy almost never curses. It hurt to hear her say that. Usually, he didn't care when people said that type of stuff. But the way she said it-Cartman could tell she meant it. It bothered him. Even so, that hurt quickly turned into anger.

"Well excuse me,hoe! Last time I checked, all I did so far was sit in a fucking tree house! You always say that I cause shit to happen, but guess what? You're not that innocent either! Like every damn month,you break up with Stan for some dumbass reason, then when you get bored of being alone,he comes crawling back to you. The problem is you. You're a fucking bitch,Windy."

Wendy sat in silence. Cartman was glad,too. It was about time someone had the balls to put that hoe in her place.

But why did he really come? Cartman could've gone to the movies or something, but he decided to show up at the tree house.          "Because I felt like it. I do what I want. I don't need a Jew,some bitch, or whoever to tell me what to do. Even though a certain bitch can look pretty hot when she's mad..... Wait, what?!"

Cartman shook his head. He did not like that skanky hoe. He looked over at her. She had a "poker face" on, but he could see the hurt in her eyes. "Maybe I was a bit harsh. All she's trying to do is fix things."

Cartman begun to speak."Wendy, I-"

"I swear to God, Eric if you say another word, I will fucking kill you"

"Geez, to think I was gonna apologize to the bitch!"

A/N- Wooh! That chapter took a lot out of me. Please give me some suggestions for truths and dares. Thanks alot!