South Park-Freaks in Love

Chapter 23

"You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law." The officer said as he ushered the boys into the police car.

"Okay, okay, but explain to me this: WHY THE HELL IS BEING IN A BUSTED ASS WAREHOUSE TRESPASSING, DIPSHIT? NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT THAT PIECE OF SHI-"

"Cartman, we're already fucked- don't make it worse." Kyle murmured in a low tone,"The last thing any of us need is to be in deeper shit because of your big mouth." The cop glared at Cartman for a moment before slamming the door. "I'm taking you boys down to the station." He stated as he began to drive.

"No shit Sherlock..." Cartman mumbled.

The boys were squished in the car, starting with Butters smushed against the left window, followed by Kenny, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman. "I really hope that's your wallet I'm feeling." Stan said. Kenny just laughed."Whatever. We need to get our stories straight. He can't know about the gang." Stan whispered.

"But isn't that the best? I mean, the police can help us find your parents." Kyle replied.

"Nah, gangs don't take kindly to snitches." Kenny added.

They quietly talked it over and came up with the excuse that it was a simple teenage dare to visit the warehouse. "Okay, everyone understand?" Kenny asked,"Butters?"

A sniffle replied.

"Are you crying dude?"

"No, I-I just got allergies 'nd there's somethin' in my-OH PLEASE OFFICER I'M SORRY FOR BREAKIN' THE LAW! I'M T-TOO YOUNG TO GO TO PRISON AND GET BUTT-RAPED 'CAUSE MY BUTT BRUISES EASILY, OH PLEASE LET ME GO!" Butters started to cry hysterically.

"Hey, get your friend to calm down or else. You boys are already in big trouble." The officer responded.

"'Or else'? What the hell are you, a middle-aged asswipe, gonna do?" Cartman yelled back,"I'll tell you what, you can suck my balls, Mr.Officer."

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After being charged with trespassing and disorderly conduct- thanks to Cartman- the boys were being held in the County Jail. Since they were minors, the sheriff decided to go easy on them with a $250 bail.

"I could call your parents, but I have a feeling you wouldn't want that, right?" The sheriff asked. The officer that arrested them just scoffed and muttered about "the fat one deserves more than that". But who would bail them out if not their parents?

"I think we should call Wendy." Kyle suggested. Everyone mumbled in agreement except for Stan. He wasn't really sure how to feel about her. Nonetheless, he stood silent as Kyle made the call.

"Hey Wendy? It's Kyle....yeah sorry about ditching you tonight. I need your help though...we're kinda in jail and need $250 bail...who's we? Me, Kenny, Butters, Cartman, and Stan" ,Kyle added the last name quickly,"It's a long story...I know it's a lot of money.....yes....Really? Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

Half an hour later Wendy arrived with the bail. No one questioned how she got the money since they were just glad to get out.

The boys thanked her one by one (including Butters bear-hugging Wendy and crying into her sweater) until she faced Stan.

"Hi." She began.

"Oh..Um. Hey. Thanks for, you know, bailing us out."

"...That's it? You're not gonna apologize? Nor explain why you guys are in this mess?"

"Wendy, now really isn't the time. Everything's complicated right now."

"It's always complicated with you! I know I hurt you and I'm so sorry but I want to still be your friend...please just let me in."

"I don't know if I can do that." He said quietly,"every time, you just get me all..." He sighed," Sorry." Stan left the station.

"It's okay, you don't need him." Cartman said as he attempted to put his arm around her. Wendy glared at him but he could've swore he saw her smirk.

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"Leopold Butters Stotch, do you know what time it is?" Mr.Stotch said as Butters walked into his home. "I'm sorry Dad, the session with Kenny went for a while longer 'cause he didn't get the material 'nd whatnot..."

His father stared at him for a moment, making Butters wonder if he could see through the lie. "...Fine. Go to your room, you're grounded." Butters sighed in relief and headed upstairs. As he lied down on his bed he heard something hitting his window. "Oh jeez, I hope it's not Craig and them throwing rocks again." He got up to investigate but instead found Kenny, sitting in a tree.

"What in the world are you doin' up here?" Butters whisper-screamed.

"Calm down, I just wanted to apologize since you got all caught up in...this." Kenny coolly replied,"Even though it is your fault for following me."

"I-um, I didn't-"

"You cried like a bitch but didn't squeal so I guess that's pretty good for your standards."

"Thanks?"

"Anyways, if something like this happens again, don't follow me. I wouldn't want a pretty face like yours to get messed up. Okay?"

Before Butters could say anything, Kenny was already gone. He slowly closed the window and sat back down. "'A pretty face like mine?' What the heckie is that supposed to mean? Kenny is always doin' weird stuff like that."

A/N- Another late, shitty, filler chapter, yay. I doubt anyone cares, but I've been busy lately and I'm not really enjoying wattpad in general that much anymore. I'll somehow try to wrap up this story-maybe even start a new one to get motivated and such. Thanks for reading!