Only me- louis tomlinson

Chapter 18: About As Useful As A Penguin Trying To Teach A Tree!

A/n- OMG MY WATTPAD IS FIXED!! For now that is! Sorry for not updating I've been getting a ton of homework and yeah. Please don't forget to F.V.C. and let me know if ya like the book! Thanks SO much for 215reads!!! That makes me so happy! Enjoy guys!

-Kat

Elle's p.o.v.:

*several days later*

Audrey had been staying with us in our guest room. Lately life had been great; another best friend, a boyfriend. Yeah. Me. The forever alone girl with Louis TOMLINSON. I still have FANGIRL attacks at random moments. Today was the day the cast list for 'Wicked' came out. I had made it to callbacks and done REALLY well. I could tell the directors liked me. Plus I sang for Elphaeba! I'm so excited!

"Looooooouuuuuiiiiisssss?!" I whined from the couch.

"WAT?!" He yelled from upstairs. This is about the millionth time I've called for him. I'm bored and must be distracted from the cast list.

"ENTERTAIN ME PEASANT!" I yelled up to him. I smirked to myself. I really love the word peasant. HA! 'Peasant'!...

"UGGHHHHH..." He groaned and stomped down the stairs. Soon he enough he was leaning over the couch glaring at me. "You called, your highness?" He said sarcastically and bowed.

I lightly hit him on the arm while laughing. OW! He hit me back!

"OW!" I said loudly. I fell back into the couch dramatically with my hands swooning on my forehead. "I'm WOUNDED! I don't know if I shall be able to carry on!" I theatrically.

"Yeah yeah" he said while snickering and with that he jumping onto the couch and laid in my lap, his head on my stomach.

"Can you take my mind off of the cats list?... PWEAAASSE????" I begged.

"Sure... CAST LIST CAST LIST CAST LIST!" He yelled. He is literally a four year old half the time.

"Wow thanks Louis, your about as helpful as a penguin," I hesitated thinking of an analogy, "talking to a tree... Yeah, as useful as a penguin trying to teach a tree!" My come-backs need work...

He rolled his eyes. "Sorry love but I gotta head out for now. I have a meeting about the next tour. Be back in an hour!" He chirped as he kissed me on the lips and left.

DAMMIT! Who's gonna entertain me now?..

"HAII!" A voice screeched from behind me.

"Why hello there AUDREY!" I yelled back as she flipped herself onto the couch.

She was eating a box of cornflakes from the box in fist fulls. A mini box...

"Uh Audrey?" I asked curiously.

"WHA-? *nom om nom om*" she said shoving another fist full in.

"Uh... We don't have cornflakes... Where's you get those...?" I asked suspiciously.

"Uh... Well... I um..."

"SPIT IT OUT WOMAN!" I yelled.

"I FOUND THEM IN AN EMPTY LOCKER!" She shouted shamelessly. Tsk tsk...

"What?!" I asked. What doe that even mean? Ugh Audrey...

"When I went to pick up the rest of my stuff from my dorm, I found this box in an empty locker!"

First of all: EWWWWW!!!!

"EW!" I yelled horrified.

"Hey hey! It was only PARTIALLY opened!" She defended the tainted box. YUCK!

"EW! YUCK! YOUR GONNA GET A DISEASE! Locker flakes are NOT good for you!" I scolded.

"I don't care! I was HU NGRY!" She said with no shame.

I gave her a disgusted look and went off to take a nap.

A/n- HAY! Sorry its short! It's 1:00am and I'm tired!! Dont forget to F.V.C.! Please check out "Summer Love" by izzydyer13! Thanks guys! LOUVE YOU ALL! Have a bountiful day!

-Kat