Only me- louis tomlinson

Chapter 15: Its Half Past The Monkey's Ass!!!!

A/n- Well YAY! I finally updated! Not my fault guyz wattpad keeps crashing and I've been have a rough time writing while it keeps crashing... Well how was your day? Good i hope. Ugh I'm just down today. In one of those moods where you don't want to see anybody... #antisocialQUEEN. Dont forget to F.V.C.! Enjoy lovelies!

-Kat

Elle's p.o.v.:

I arrived at the audition place. Holy shit I iz nerviouso! I was also excited for this... Today was gonna be great. I was finally gonna meet Audrey, Zayn's girlfriend. And we were all gonna go out to dinner later. No one but Izzy knew about my audition. Pfft she can't keep her mouth shut. Everybody probs knows by now. I walked in and went up to the check in desk.

"Hello, I have an audition at 2:00. My name is Elizabeth Ellwoodes." I said very courteously.

"Oh yes, they are ready for you now." She said dismissively. Well den bitch. I walked into the room with confidence, a smile, and perfect posture.

"Hello, I'm Elizabeth Ellwoodes. I'm going to be preforming a short monologue and a 'On My Own' from Les Miz." I said smiling. The director motioned for me to continue with a fake smile plastered on. Who could blame him; listening to person after person...

"On my own..." I started to sing, let each note flow out perfectly on pitch and with accuracy. Woo hoo bitches today was my day.

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When I finished my song he looked very interested and had a smirk upon his face... That's good, right? Either way I nailed that audition to the FREAKING WALL BITCHEZZ!...

I started my monologue, pouring my heart into every word.

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I left the building happily knowing that I they at least liked my performance. But I can only hope for the best.

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"Louis? Izzy? I'm home!!!" I yelled entering though the door. (IKR captain obvious... No i entered through the wall...)

"How was the audition, love?" Louis asked anxiously as he bounced down the stairs happily. Stupid Izzy... She sits on a thrown of LIES...

"Oh yeah... Uh sorry 'bout that..." Izzy said awkwardly from the kitchen.

"We'll, not that it isn't a surprise... Actually SUPER GOOD!" I said happily. I threw my arms around Louis... Ohh this is so nice. Just being able to hug and kiss him whenever I please. Not just dreaming about it or making out with his cutout.... Not that I ever, erm, did that...

"YAY!!!" He said very excitedly. "We must CELEBRATE!" He started dancing and humming that song 'Celebrate Good Times'.

"CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COMMON!" He sang loudly. Ugh why is he so cute. Is it even legal to be that attractive. I laughed at Louis interpretive dancing.

"Well we are already meeting Audrey tonight... So whaddaya wanna do?" I asked smiling like an idiot.

"I dunno.... Whaddaya wanna do?" He said imitating me, I laughed at his sassiness.

"I dunno... Whaddaya wanna do?" I said trying to lower my voice like 3 octaves. Man my male impression needs work...

Louis rolled his eyes. "Lovely, what time is it?" He asked as he plopped atop the couch.

"HALF PAST THE MONKEYS ASS!" I said loudly whilst slapping my knee. Ik ik... I'm THAT hilarious.

" HAHAHAHAH. That was SO funny." He said sarcastically.

"BOYA I DONT NEED YO SASS!" I retorted. His sassiness is at a very high rate lately. Maybe he is on his 'man period'. HA! Man period... LAWL!

"Well how about we just help each other get ready?" He suggested. Now really... Was I dating a girl? Or do man periods really exist?

"Uh yeah... Sure! Lemme just wrench myself off of this comfortable plush thrown!" I said dramatically as I peeled away from the couch. Ugh I'm lazy. Especially today...

Louis and I walked up the stairs lazily, what energy we had gone.

"Let's get started!" I said pulling forth my closet doors.

A/n- hi... Sorry this was short... Make sure to F.V.C. If ya enjoyed! And if ya didnt, do it anyway. I hope wattpad stops crashing. It makes my life hard... #firstworldproblems... Thanks for reading !!!!!

Byeeeee! LOUVE YA GUYZ! Stay beautiful lovelies! Have a bountiful day!

-Kat