The Akatsuki caught me..

Chapter 10:

"We are the Akatsuki" I heard Leader say.

'Akatsuki?' I blinked and I felt my eyes turn into saucers. "Uhh.." I stuttered, and looked down. 'The Akatsuki...' the voice in my head started. 'A group of Serial Killers, after every unique power in the power to help them reach their goal.' I blinked and was forced to look up at Leader. 'They're motivations, We don't know. Probably take over the world, or something like that.' The voice giggled and went away.

"Hey!! Listen to me when I'm talking to you, girl!" Leader hissed at me, and then slapped me in the face. I blinked and looked down blankly. "What did you say..?" I mumbled. He hissed again. "You will not disobey me, or else there will be consequences, do you understand?" I looked up at him and smirked. "I'm sorry, what? I was ignoring you again. All I heard was you nagging about how supposedly 'strong you are'." I heard a few chuckles, then I heard and felt another slap. I blinked and stared at him. "You hit like a little girl." He growled and raised his hand up. 'Shit, this is gonna hurt...' I swallowed my pride and smirked at him.

As soon as he came down to hit me again, Someone grabbed his hand. He moved his hand off and glared at whoever held him back. "Keep her in check..." He muttered, shoved me off his desk, and dismissed us. Whoever stopped him, also grabbed me and carried me, preventing me from falling. I blinked, and put my cheek on whoever's chest it was. "Why is it that people are carrying me like this?" I looked up, only to find Sasori staring ahead, looking bored. "Would you rather me drop you?" he said emotionlessly. "No!!" I said quickly. "Then shut up and don't question me, Brat." I folded my arms and puffed my cheek out, looking around. I got taken to a Living-Room-Looking area, where I'm guessing the rest of the members sat.

I gulped and stared at all of them. A few of them were in an argument over something... others were watching T.V., and the rest was staring at me. I blinked and as soon as Sasori sat down, and forced me to sit next to him, and he held my wrist, and Itachi sat on the other side of me, holding my wrist gently. Deidara sat on Sasori's side. I blinked and it got really quiet, REALLY fast. Everyone's eyes were on me. I got uncomfortable and put my head down, my face getting flustered. "What the hell are you all staring at?" I said smartly. I heard a few chuckles, then a high-pitched voice. "TOBI WANTS TO MEET THE NEW MEMBER LADY!!" I looked up, alarmed and they all laughed by my reaction.

"Owww... What the hell was that?" "Who the hell was that, you mean?" said a blue-skinned man, who looked like a replica of a human shark. I stared at him. "Uh.. sure?" The next thing I know, I'm tackled down on the ground and hugged tightly. "HI MISS LADY PERSON!!!! I'M TOBI!! WHAT'S THE PRETTY LADIES NAME?!?" He screamed, when I was literally 2 centimeters from him. I twitched, my face got Red and I shoved the weird 'Man-Girl-Child-Thing' off me, and punched him in the head, sending him through about 4 walls. "TOBI THINKS THE PRETTY LADY IS NICE!!" It screamed. Said man-thing, wore a Orange swirly mask, and a green scarf. I did a facepalm. Then, a man with tan skin and glowing green eyes, wearing a face mask with brown hair started screaming at me, about, 'DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COSTS TO FIX THOSE WALLS, WOMAN?!?' I just stared at him and started laughing in his face. I heard someone else laughing, too. "Eh! Kakazu, The lady doesn't care about your worthless money." Said 'Kakazu', started screaming at both of us, saying we were morons and what not.

The guy who made the snitty little comment to Kakazu looked at me and grinned evily. "Name's Hidan, I run the whole place." I smirked and played along. I got a better look at him. He had slicked back, white hair, with a pale face like mine, except pink eyes. I blinked and tilted my head, then as he screamed curse words to Kakazu, over 'interrupting his nice conversation' with the 'new hot member'. I blinked and shook my head, scanning around the room. Then I saw another person approach me. The guy that first said something to me, Sharky. I smiled at him. " 'Sup sushi?" He had an epic anime depression/shocked face. I snickered. "My name's Kisame." I nodded. "..But.., can I still call you sushi?" "No." I faked a frown, then grinned. "Too bad!!" Before he could grab me from walking away, I was already away from him, and bumped into another person. Literally.

I blinked and my eyes got wide and my mouth fell open. Infront of me, was a freaking walking venus flytrap, who swallowed a person, that was colored in one half black, the other half, white. Also wearing the Akatsuki cloak, which they were all wearing, by the way. "S-Sorry.." I muttered and backed off. The thing smiled and walked infront of me. The white side's mouth moved. 'It's alright, nice to..' "EAT YOU!!" the black side finished, rather quickly. It took a step closer.

I shut my eyes and turned my head away. 'Eyes white as snow, give my powers and do not go' I chanted in my head, and opened my eyes. "Kuro!!" I heard Sasori yell. 'Physic Span!' I yelled, and as soon as the oddly colored man tried to tackle me, he bounced backwards as soon as he hit my shield. I stared at him and Sasori, Sasori probably scolding him, then I saw the whole Akatsuki standing around my shield, a few poked it. Hidan poked it repeatedly, smiling with his mouth open, I'm guessing laughing at how 'amusing' it is. I concentrated the part where Hidan was, into a fist, and made it punch him, then he flew backwards. Everyone else laughed.

I grinned and Hidan came back holding a 3-Bladed Scythe, swinging it around, and hacking it at my shield. I rolled my eyes. "GOOD LUCK!!" I yelled to him. He flipped me off and continued hacking at it. I smirked and sat down Indian-style, and folded my arms. Then he was talking to Kakazu, and he dragged Hidan away, while Hidan was probably screaming curses at me. I looked around, everyone but Hidan and Kakazu were there. I sighed, and my eyes flickered on the shield, and it shattered into glass. Then, It turned into a floating liquid and went into my chest. I cleared my throat. "Soo...."

Deidara, Itachi, Sasori and Tobi went up to me, asking if I was alright. Except for Tobi. He was screaming, "OH NO!! PRETTY LADY!! IS PRETTY LADY OKAY?!? PRETTY LADY HAS COOL POWERS!!" I responded to the three of them, and gave Tobi a thumbs-up. He ran off flailing his arms, screaming, "TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!!!" I sighed, highly annoyed with the odd man-child. "Tobi?" I questioned. "He speaks in 3rd person, all the time." Kisame, Aka. Sushi said. I nodded. "I can tell..." That green, venus flytrap thing came up to me, and I looked at him. "Hmm?" "You sound like Deidara when you do that, Kuro.." Sasori said. "Hmm!?" Deidara said. I rolled my eyes, and the white half spoke. 'We're sorry that we tried to eat you..' "We're Zetsu, Babe." the black half finished.

The white half spoke to his other half. 'Stop being so agressive!!' "Stop being such a pussy!!" the black half argued. I blinked and frowned. "Hey, Hey, hey, now. Don't be mean. It's fine, Zetsu." Both sides smiled and then 'Zetsu' walked away. I blinked and stared at the floor. "I'm confused. Is Zetsu one pereon, or two people? Or one person with 2 personalities?" Itachi looked at me. "Uh.. One person, with 2 personalities." I stared at him. "Did you just say 'Uh'?! The almighty Itachi said, 'Uh'?!" He rolled his eyes and smirked at me. "Shut up, Kuro." "Kuro." I heard Leader say. "Hmn?" I turned to him and he stared at me. "That was... Impressive. I can't wait to here your reports on your missions."

He then started to walk away, with Konan, STILL glaring at me. "Who said I'm joining?!" I yelled after him. He stopped, and turned his head, smirking. "Me." He walked away, and Konan gave me a nasty little glare and they both walked away. I looked at all of them, and sighed. "Whatever. Can I just get some food?"

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN!! Cliffhanger.. NEXT TIME:

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